Shork Central

tending to my pet anarchists. going into their solarpunk themed enclosure and spreading packaged medicine around in bushes for them to naturally gather. refilling their stock of grain discreetly so they think it all comes from their garden sized wheat field. I spot one and she hisses at me and calls me an authoritarian tankie but i make cooing noises and offer zines as treats and she lets me pet her

I told a guy his total was 13.21 and he said “wish it were that year, could actually get some good music on the radio”

breaking news from the AP, our boys on the front have just sacked constantinople. take that, heretics. coming up next are the soothing lute dirges of bing crosby

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER

nobody ever mentions this but Soviet jazz is really good

No clue what I would look up but Ill try and find some

loud warning

Rolling on the floor sobbing and crying and losing my mind at “GET INSIDE THE VAAAAAAAAAAN”

they should invent a father you can forgive

If Spider-Gwen had a bi flag on her wall there wouldn’t be any debate as to whether or not she was really bi

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek