Writer, Transbian, Mech-pilot

yes baby your emotional walls are high and impenetrable can we kiss now

you're just jealous because my emotional walls are higher than yours

there are so many beautiful women to leash or to be leashed by but unfortunately most of them are on the other side of the ocean. it's not fair, it's not fair at all.

@pennythemechpilot

lets all list our favorite things about bunnies

they r nicey and fluffy and friredn

long soft ears

soft fur.... and so cutes!!!!!

incredible moveset

Very pettable

Powerful feets

loppy ears + sassy thumps ^x^

Bunnies come in many shapes and many sizes and we know mamy secrets 💕

@darlingvioletog

i am not nice, i am actaully very mean inside and i think physcially fighting and tearing until blood is drawn will be more satisfying than any internet discourse will ever be

I am being scritched

It’s that time of year again so here is your yearly reminder that the world isn’t ending and people don’t hate you. The sun is just setting at 6 pm.

Please take your vitamin D

HEY SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE GIRLIES, ITS OUR TURN TO ENDURE THE DARK DAYS NOW, BUT STAY STRONG. THE WORLD IS NOT ENDING; THE SUN IS JUST SETTING AT 5-to-6 PM. BUT SHE WILL COME BACK TO US SOON. TAKE A VITAMIN D AND HANG IN THERE.

Pushes the ask box off the desk with a loud clatter that startles me and causes me to scamper underneath a box

doesn't look

trans woman does something kinda shitty > internet goes nuclear starts involving kiwifarms nazis for no reason > people harmed by kinda shitty behavior can’t bring it up due to not wanting to associate with kiwifarms nazis > trans woman driven off the internet > nobody wins except kiwifarms nazis > repeat forever

i've spent more time dilating than i ever did playing animal crossing new horizons

conclusion: vaginoplasty is more fun than animal crossing new horizons