Writer, Transbian, Mech-pilot

okay the womb tattoo curse was funny for a couple seconds there but I would appreciate it if you could disband it before I start ovulating for real. you know it only takes like. thirty seconds for it to become permanent, right. permanent until whoever has the curse goes into an extreme heat and has to be rawed and bred for days. can you just uncast it already. please. how many seconds has it been I'm getting anixous please it's not funny anymore hey please please uncast it please oh my god no you're serious about this aren't you no no no no-

@pennythemechpilot

wdym where's my halo? you don't need a halo to be an angel, and i clearly am look at my beautiful holy wings.. wdym they're covered in soot and brimstone? you can't say mean things like that to an angel like me! they're literally radiant and pretty??? wdym "what about your cartoonish succubus tail?" that's literally my fucking angel... thing.. it's got a heart on the end ur not working with me here wdym wdym

*flutters my wings indignantly in a way that makes my boobs bounce* ur all just jealous of my angel thing

@pennythemechpilot

just saw someone say 'well trans woman are infertile so they wouldnt need condoms' and that is so many layers of incorrect i had to sit down lol 💀

I keep seeing people post the penis add

me doing my daily affirmations in the mirror: your stories have fandom potential. your characters are extremely merchandisable. you have not done anything worthy of cancellation. if you play your cards right you will one day have a pomni of your own

can you believe it's been almost 8 years of no porn on this site. we just let it happen. the internet used to be so cool

why the fuck is everything labeled mature content now who runs this app? mormons??????

Tumblr ads are better than tumblr posts

It's nuts how common it is to not allow children to be angry, even (especially) in households where adults are angry all the time. As a child I knew my own anger was unacceptable--not just expressing it outwardly but feeling it at all. So now as an adult my immediate reaction to my own anger is often to feel guilt instead of like. Noticing when someone is being rude or unfair or my boundaries are being violated or whatever. fucked up.

two girls with collars on linked together making out