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@artificial-intelligence-paradox
Stoners are fucking annoying but weed should still be legal
I would rather deal with some idiot who thinks that posting greyscale videos of them taking rips from their bong while mouthing dashboard confessional lyrics on snapchat is high art than live in a world where illegal weed is the primary source of labor for the prison industrial system
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Creating a Day Worth Living
1. Get up early
2. Express gratitude for what you have
3. Do something productive
4. Do something fun
5. Do something for someone else
6. Get some sunlight
7. Exercise â it doesnât matter what â just do some exercise
8. Put a smile on someoneâs face
9. Express gratitude or compliment someone
10. Learn or do something new.
Source: cornercanyoncounseling.com
âYou often feel tired, not because youâve done too much, but because youâve done too little of what sparks a light in you.â
â Unknown
âSometimes, a bad day turns into a bad week, which finally becomes a bad month, which ends up leading to generalized bad times. And you struggle. You feel like youâve been thrown into a battlefield you did most certainly not ask for. But you are here. And you have to keep fighting. Sometimes, staying alive is like taking a spoon of the medicine you hate the most. This syrup solution is bitter, hard to swallow and straight up disgusting so you block your nose with the other hand and drink it anyways because you have no other options. The same thing happens here. When you donât want to fight anymore because you are just so tired, all you have to do is to blindly trust youâre gonna make it out alive. You have to keep fighting. Even if you are crawling on the floor. I donât care, youâve got to keep fighting. Life goes on after death, you will go on after bad times. I swear.â
â i havenât pep talked myself in so long.
"Kill the rich! Eat the rich! Bring back the guillotine, lmao!!"
*rich racist dies*
"Wow... So y'all are really celebrating someone's death... He was a person... Don't speak ill of the dead... Where's your humanity..."
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Gotta make money somehow
The older this gets the funnier it is
This show holds up. Ironically Sabrina is the least interesting part of the show for me now.
all the wrong questions #2 | lemony snicket
Fuck Iâm at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and Iâm probably going to win a medal.
BURN BAGEL BURN
OH WHY NOT?
I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.
Bagel what are your powers
Lol wtf
Already had the best news of my life a couple days ago, I dare this bagel to top that.
iâve bene ingoring the bagle but now i think itâs time to give the bagle a chance
all glory to the bagel
THIS IS FUCKING REAL. I just received an email from my teacher that our test has been postponed for another week so we have more time to study. THIS IS REAL.
The fuckin bagel worked⌠This stupid shit⌠I said âwithin the next two weeksâ and 10 oâclock last night I received a textâŚ
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INTP and INFP on feelings
*discussing INTPâs lack of desire to get over her unrequited love* INTP: Itâs just like all this emotion and shit and Iâm like AH WHERE DID THIS COME FROM I DIDNT KNOW I HAD THIS INFP: Itâs okay, everybody has it. Yours is just usually suppressed by logic. INTP: Itâs like coming downstairs one morning and seeing a litter of puppies and youâre like âokay theyâre adorable, but Iâm not sure how they got into my house, and I donât know how Iâm going to take care of them, but I also donât want them to leave because theyâre adorable little puppiesâ So you just kind of stare at them because like what the fuck are you going to do with an entire litter of puppies? Theyâre going to grow up and run around and itâs probably going to be a mess, but somehow you just canât bring yourself to care because look at them, AW LOOK THAT ONEâS YAWNING! INFP: INTP trying to describe emotions over here. đ INTP: You know itâs accurate. INFP: And thatâs the cool part because to me that roller coaster is normal and itâs cool to watch you figure it out. Just be careful, pretend itâs a snake and donât poke it with sticks. INTP: Oh, thanks. I wouldnât have known that.
INFP teacher: I got this thing saying what careers you can have in English, and itâs a bit weird. Thereâs archivist, librarian, all the normal stuffâŚand then âFuneral Attendantâ
INTP: What?? So people canât attend a funeral if they donât have an English degree?
INFP teacher: No, I think itâs more of a pallbearer type thing, or like someone to be sad.
INTP: Like the professional mourners of Ancient Rome?
INFP teacher: MaybeâŚbut if youâre even better at English, you can be a funeral director! Iâve got a Masters in English; does that make me a Funeral Overlord or something?
INTP: You become Hades.
INFP teacher: *punching the air* Yes!!!
ESFP: Well, Iâm not very good at EnglishâŚwhat does that make me?
INTP: You get demoted. To a corpse.
ISTP: If I become a hitman, thatâs what Iâm going to say to all of my victims before I kill them.
INTP #1: I am too lazy to do anything at all, and Iâm so demotovated I donât see the point of studying nor do anything that involves any kind of effort
INTP #2: youâre so useless that youâre actually annoying me. I swear on my fucking grave if you donât do something Iâm going to hit you in the face
INTP: *shouting at a fly* Get away from my food!
INTJ: You have to negotiate with the fly, INTP, not just shout at it.
INTP: I mean, the first incorrect assumption Iâm making is that the fly has a concept of human language, but sure, criticise my negotiation skills.
It is a paradox of womanhood that women have been so long associated with the private sphere, the home and the family, while our bodies are considered public property.
âDead Girls: Essays on Surviving an American Obsessionâ by Alice Bolin
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This is why nobody likes AlabamaâŚ
