Welp...

Larry is the only competent British politician.

Alan Turing and Ada of Lovelace did not invent computer science for the girls and the gays to claim they can't do math

Say what you will about Voyager and Enterprise, but nothing quite compares to the absolutely batshit episodes in those two shows. Canon mpreg, two characters get merged together, clone made to save a man’s life gains sentience and doesn’t want to have brain surgery, warp barrier break evolves man into salamander where he mates with his captain (also a salamander), whatever the fuck The Thaw was. I love it. I want more befuddling Star Trek.

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

I'm watching farscape for the first time ever and... had they always planned to put John Crichton in the torture blender or did they see Ben Browder tear up in the pilot and were like "damn you're a pretty crier... you're going to have to do that in every single episode now, man"?

A lot of watching ENT is going “y’know what Enterprise? Fuck yeah” because they just did shit. Oh yeah that species is like straight up bugs. That one procreates through putting their hands in a bunch of marbles and then Trip the human man got pregnant. Denobulans live healthy poly lives with so many fucking kids. We got a Vulcan hooked on drugs. Archer has a dog. The British Navy still exists. We got Jeffery Combs to get full body painted and sit for prosthetics again and he kills it.