off we go into the wild pale yonder

what doesn’t kill me leaves a pit in my stomach that never goes away

there is a genre of star's trek episode called "kidnapped by pervert"

i think more final girls should be forty and kind of weird and off-putting

The mere concept of a resident evil male nude mod is so funny to me. Boy put that boaner away lest a sloppy little critter grabs hold of it

never met a sentence i couldn't make incredibly long

last night i caved and started rewatching twin peaks and when i went to sleep i had a dream about eating doughnuts which is weird because i never have dreams unless they're nightmares but it was a nightmare because i was eating a chocolate ring doughnut and realised i wanted a jelly one halfway through instead. anyway i think i need to eat a doughnut today