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It’s too hot to give a fuck that the prime minister resigned…again

This is almost better than finding out new info through the supernatural meme

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

if you pitched goncharov vs the dangerous crow boy (who destroys plastic) alongside one another to an outside person and asked them to choose which one was a tumblr fever dream and which one was a real thing published in the real world. i do not think they would choose correctly

I think flinching is such a hit or miss reflex. Like yea a tiny bit of boiling water touched my hand but i dont think reflexivly throwing the water everywhere is a good defensive measure perhaps. might be even worse actually

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

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OOPS TOO DEEP

Embarrassing fact about me is that it took me so so long to be able to tell Ross Bryant and Grant O'Brien apart. I'm sorry guys you're both tall white dudes with similar-sounding names and very very similar voices. I would just wait for the first sex joke or Shakespeare reference.

I feel better now because everyone in the notes is like "yeah same".

They’re a bit Schrödinger’s white man, I think you have to make a Shakespeare reference or say something wrong about a rollercoaster and fix the superposition before you proceed

Ok now side by side i can realise Grant’s got blue eyes whereas Ross has brown.

... I straightup never noticed that.

can everyone start writing fic about the hyperniche ship only i'm interested in. please.