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The fastest way to accomplish The Project is to cease being afraid of The Project. The Project cannot maim you. The Project cannot kill you. The Project is more afraid of you than you are of it. It is okay if The Project turns out differently from how it was in your head, and it is okay if it has flaws. You are capable of engaging with The Project.

everyone needs a creative outlet to stick a creative fork into

kind of fascinated by the sudden glut of hetslop hockey romances getting greenlit for tv adaptations as a response to the popularity of heated rivalry. guys i don’t think the hockey was what got people’s attention

IT'S COMING HOME

the generational divide marches on. i have never jerked off to playboy bunnies. and i will never jerk off to roblox porn

"there's roblox porn????" this website really is a millennial safe space

I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.

i like good things and also bad things

There should be an equivalent to asking "how's the wife and kids?" that's like "so how's that fictional man of yours doing?"

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

had a dream i walked up to a food stall and they tried to sell me 3 takoyaki for $130 and i was so mad that i woke myself up before completing the transaction. idiot lost their customer to the waking world lol. charge less next time.