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the most important virtues for the young woman are as follows: time theft, selfishness, orgasms, irreverence to authority, sacrilegious behavior, a questioning mind, and eating regular meals.

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really love keeping up with my mutuals through their little tags and vent posts. getting updates on how they’re doing is something like: glad to know your job at the library is going well. i’m sorry you haven’t gotten that raise. glad your finals went well. i’m sorry your teacher is so unhelpful. glad your tv show got renewed. i’m sorry they killed your favorite character. glad that you scored tickets to see your favorite artist. i’m sorry they aren’t touring near you at all. glad your cat is doing well. i’m sorry your mom is sick again. glad you’re feeling better now that it’s your favorite season. i’m sorry your meds aren’t working. glad you’re married now. i’m sorry you have to step back for your mental health. glad you’re still here. i’m sorry life is so hard. glad you’re alive, i hope things get easier for you soon
the urge to be someone who people want to talk to
the urge to fit in
the urge to be loved
the urge to be wanted

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Any lettuce if you let it grow too long in the heat will make the white sap. It’s called bolting and the lettuce will be horribly bitter
sometimes two characters are codependently, toxically enmeshed, doomed to mutually define and haunt each other forever. and not fucking.
a long distance friend is kind of a dead wife in a way

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I would go if I lived in Canada!
On the one hand, this is exciting, but on the other hand, I've read a bit of the script and it's... not great. Here and here, for anyone interested - they start with the same scene, but they're for different cast sizes so the first has an ensemble song and the second skips that and goes into a scene and song with Barney and Roaring Abel. There's a bunch of dialogue taken directly from the book but also some wild changes - like, Valancy gets birthday cards??????????? And the family is going to come over to celebrate???????????????????? Also, this from the cast list of the "large cast version":
Edgar Wellington- her uncle on her mother's side. Mary Wellington- her mother's sister. Olive Wellington- their "beautiful" daughter.
Mr. Stinson did you completely misunderstand the book or did you do that on purpose and if the latter why.
And then there's Barney and Roaring Abel's song. Oof.
Also:
Barney Snaith- a mysterious roustabout, rumoured to be a gigolo and felon.
Barney, a gigolo? XDDDDDD I did not see that coming, nor can I picture it.
And so the wait continues for a decent English-language adaptation (I can't speak for the Polish stage musical; from the images I've seen, it at least seems to capture Barney and Valancy well).
If it had only took place one week earlier I would somehow figured out how to teleport myself right after LMM conference to Toronto from PEI. But I don't have extra 1-2 thousand to just exist between this two events in Canada, boo! I hope some bootleg master will hear my prayers 👀 and record at least audio from it, I need to hear the songs!
Moving on:
Polish musical ✨
There are also some wild changes made there xD But I still enjoy it! It's really funny. Just not the closest adaptation you could imagine.
There is no Cissy. Or Mr. Frederick. Or looots of clan members.
Valancy (Polish name: Joanna) is an orphan. She's living with Cousin Stickles (here: Tekla) and Uncle Benjamin. They are married. Happily even.
The only other Stirlings are: Isabela. She is Olive's mother. Maybe someone didn't catch her name as Mary writing script and rolled with that. But there is also mention about her many chins. So maybe it's just frankenstein of Isabela and Mary I guess.
Olive. She is... herself. And Cousin Georgiana. She's also kinda herself.
Apart from that. Cecil exists. But his name is not Cecil. He is PARSIVAL. Why? I dunno.
There are also: Barney (Polish given name: Eddy), Abel, Redfern and (as I like to call him) Hot-Tap_Dancing-Postman!
There is whole tap dancing sequence when Hot-Tap_Dancing-Postman gives Joanna her letter from Dr. Trent (he exists as a recording) and they sing about what could be in this envelope and why wouldn't Joanna receive letters from some nice boy when she is so cool?? Delighful.
There is also no silver wedding dinner. All Stirlings gather to celebrate Joanna's birthday. Hurray! Tekla/Stickles guilt trip her about costs of a party. Boo.
Joanna just have enough of her family and go to work for Abel without any noble ideas for (absent here) Cissy. Just for money & freedom :D
There is no railway track scene, Trent just after year writes to Joanna another letter with something like "I was cleaning my desk and I saw I send you wrong letter before, Miss. But I saw you few days ago all so blooming near your husband and I believe you got to see another doctor and knew this for some time. Happy life! Sorry. XOXO"
Olive is (probably) ending as a Edward Beck's wife. Because all his storyline--
Because there is no Cissy there is no funeral. But writers wanted to somehow have proposal from Edward Beck (in Polish: freaking Rudolf Schulz). So at the very beggining of the show Cousin Georgiana just (as a birthday presents!) speak to all of the clan about how Rudolf Schulz would love to marry Doss! That he is proposing to her though her, as her relative. Joanna is like hell no, he's old and have gazillion children. Stirlings on the other hand: he has lots of money and tenement house in the market square!!! And not gazillion children, only a few. And three oldest daughters are in the marring age so they even don't count. You'll marry him, there's no other options for you, Doss! So Joanna escapes to work for Abel...
Before grande finale Olive is devastated. Parsivalis broke off their engagement. For who? For Beck/Schulz's eldest daughter! Because she has a larger dowry!
So what Cousin Georgiana propose after she can no longer tell Schulz about his and Doss' wedding? For Olive to catch him! Because he's now free! And rich! And she's also free! And poorer! Olive has objections about being mother-in-law to her ex-fiance but her mother is all in for this idea.
So even if we do not know how it ended per so. We know how Stirlings work. So please:
happy wishes to newlywed Mrs. Olive Schulz!
I still really love this show it's so camp please trust me! It only sounds like a hot mess!
All photos from here!
I’m sorry but I have been having a rotten morning but the thought of tap dances in the middle of the story makes my entire day.
Can there be a Bollywood dance number at the end too?
I'm happy that it cheered you up :") <3
I was able to find even some snippets! (which I downloaded some long time ago from stories of cast members)
Camera is looking away from them rather quickly but I hope you can feel this jolly energy <3
It moves to the second butler having fun backstage. Postman, when he don't delivers letters, is also a main butler in Stirling's house! Look how much fun they have when Uncles and Aunts are not looking xd:
And there is no Bollywood-like dance number at the end but it's still rather cheerful (look at them tapping stage in this kilts <33):
like the betrayal’s always going to be worse if they cared about you and it didn’t matter. someone discards you because they didn’t give a shit, then you can be angry about that, you can feel vindicated in that, you can get over it. but if they can look you in the eyes and say “I love you. I would make the same choice again.” You will never sleep peacefully again, is all.
“I thought they cared about me, but they were lying this whole time.” <- tired. boring. removes all the nuance of this relationship to make it easier to move on from.
“I thought they cared about me, and I was right, and every minute they were there for me, every time they said they were proud, every laugh we shared leaning against each other bruised and breathless, all of it was real. and they still left me behind. They could put their love aside. I couldn’t.” <- insane. will never leave you alone. reminds you that even the worst people are still people and can still care about even the ones they hurt the most and that undoes neither the harm nor the love.
Can I just say that as someone who was raised in a firmly working class household by a blue collar parental team… so many people on this website who try to translate blue collar reality into their fantasy worldbuilding are literally insane
I also don’t think a majority of you know what the reality of farming actually is.
Like I get it! I get wanting to take these fun ideas and bend them into magical shapes! But the fact that most of the ~innovative magic~ doesn’t actually… solve a majority of the problems in either industry or agriculture is so telling. It’s not all about increasing productivity or shifting aesthetics! That’s not any different than what the current mode of industry is doing, it’s just doing it with the power of fairy dust instead of fossil fuels.
Magic is supposed to be a boon, but if you still have people hand milking cows who?? Is receiving the boon here?? Automated milking and pasteurisation spells please!! A quicker and less dangerous way, for both person and animal, to dock lambs than having to hold them under one arm and take a sharp knife to their tails with the other! Or even spells to remove the necessity of docking at all, if you insist it’s cruel and not good hygiene practice! A way to check eggs for blood in the yolk before cracking them both because yuck and because it’s prohibited in certain dietary practices! Venting mechanisms for industrial pipe work to prevent bursts! Safe disposal of waste!! WATER FILTRATION SYSTEMS IN URBAN CENTRES!! HOW INHUMANE TO NOT HAVE YOUR SEWAGE SYSTEM MANAGED BY MAGIC IF THAT IS WITHIN YOUR POWER!!
Also, there’s still so often the Mage In A Tower and then just some schlubs who can do magic or whatever, but listen: those schlubs would unionise, and a good union with magic would be REALLY something to see.
problem with finishing a fic is immediately wanting to start a new one
Colonel Yularen, probably: What in the galaxy is taking them so long?

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adding the blue castle to the list of western books i’d make a k-drama out of, mostly because barney as the secret chaebol son is a concept that i love with my whole heart and soul
it would work SO well as a kdrama...
the themes of beauty and class! the focus on finding yourself and standing up for who you are! the perils and pressures of extreme conformity! and olive would 100% have been/is still some kind of idol trainee/actress.
adding the blue castle to the list of western books i’d make a k-drama out of, mostly because barney as the secret chaebol son is a concept that i love with my whole heart and soul