Adaptations of Shakespeare with a quirky twist are hereby banned. You have to do it just regular now. Sorry.
(I purse my mouth in fury and forcefully cross out several pages in the legal pad I’m carrying. As I do so, you catch glimpses of concepts like “1950s Hawaiian kitsch As You Like It,” “Disco Henry V,” and, underlined several times, “GAY HOCKEY MUCH ADO - cash in on Heated Rivalry?”)















