Gortash: I'd do anything for you.
Durge: Get a full night's sleep.
Gortash:
Gortash: I'd do mostly anything for you.

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Claire Keane
we're not kids anymore.
KIROKAZE
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Sweet Seals For You, Always
will byers stan first human second
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Misplaced Lens Cap
Jules of Nature

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Andulka
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@ele-millennial-weirdo
Gortash: I'd do anything for you.
Durge: Get a full night's sleep.
Gortash:
Gortash: I'd do mostly anything for you.

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∧,,,∧ ( ̳• · • ̳) / づ♡ I give this to everyone that is feeling bad right now. It’ll be ok.
“Black eyes, passionate eyes, ruby lips, dimpled cheeks, the moon, whispers,”
— Anton Chekhov, from The Completed Works of Anton Chekhov; “The Bear,”
Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake
We could have been eating him
Gortash doesn’t appreciate his gnolls :/

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"...and it will be called The Golden Age of Gortash." Babe, you're villain monologuing again. More.
Shadowheart <3
Sulfur combusts on contact with air to create stunning blue lava-like rivers of light in the Kawah Ijen crater on the island of Java | Ph: Olivier Grunewald
A fully rendered tiefling commission 💛💛💛 I love goooooold!
Exploring different endings is PAINFUL, I love it

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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
not even risking that shit
scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.
She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.
Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.
who the fuck is Madame Zeroni
Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is
Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button
Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her
idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her
^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!
Because wise, I am.
Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys
Reblogging Madame Zeroni because I would hate for my great-great grandson to get hit in the head by running shoes
never even considered risking it. I may be dumb, but I ain’t THAT dumb.
Fig. 160. “The appearance of blood vessels in the ears of a white rabbit.” Experimental pharmacology. 1917.
VP WIP
Thank you @carnivaley @cinder-rellish181 @ele-millennial-weirdo and @gortashsrighthand for the tag
IDK if this counts but I don't have a fic chapter rn since Im planning a new fic for after my current series ends but I have been making some VP's of Riley and Karlach I'd like to show off
The Gals go to the beach
Their adventures in Hell following the events of the game
Them being cute (quite possibly after drunk driving a drunk horse)
And of course the two enjoying the party in camp
For tags I'll uno reverse and also throw in @gortashsrighthand @saylofwaterdeep @unovafarm @fireflyeyes @faeriiefire and @toomanyfamiliars
Shoutout to my favorite shot of the whole game
just the straight cut to him making the most evil face he possibly could in that moment god what a guy
Gortash Week Day 1: Inventor\Criminal Rip Gortash, you would've loved punch card computers, not showering for weeks and crypto scams I wanted to draw him with a second gen. computer ever since that scene at the Iron Throne where he fucking skypes you in real time and finally I got the opportunity

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Wip Wednesday / Last Lines Written
Tagged by @cinder-rellish181 @optimisticgrey and @gortashsrighthand (for Monday musings/wips) Thanks you lovelies! <3
Summer weather and sleep deprivation are taking a toll on me, but I keep trying to hold on. Please be patient! :3
Just a few lines from a veeery self-indulgent Durgetash thing I started two weeks ago for my own wicked enjoyment (it should include some drama, and heavily feature Orin in its third and last part. Supposed title: The Sharp Edge of Truth).
Eleint 5, 1491
"Come on Enver, don't frown like that, please! It's going to be just a matter of a tenday and nothing more, I promise," Suna insisted, trying her best to avoid the inquiring gaze of those dark eyes as she gathered her things. "And if what Sceleritas told me about the ongoing issues regarding the Temple's funding is right," she added as she adjusted the shawl collar of her light summer cloak before the mirror, "dealing with them and finding some kind of solution, at least a temporary one, could even take less than a whole tenday, if we're lucky enough. You will most certainly survive a few days without me, I am quite sure of that. But if you keep whining like this, I might end up sending here one of my most loyal and devoted cultists to keep you company, meanwhile," she concluded with a little wink and a smirk, in a desperate effort to ease the palpable tension between them by turning the discussion into a more lighthearted conversation.
But when she finally turned to face him, she realized he was not smiling at all but he looked deadly serious instead, and from the probing look in those obsidian eyes, it was clear he did not really share her optimism, nor did he truly believe her words.
"He is too smart for such tricks," she found herself thinking, knowing all too well she had been walking on a thin line for far too long now. "Maybe I should have told him about this weeks ago. What if he finds out about my condition on his own? What if he ends up feeling betrayed because of my reticence and never forgives me for hiding such truth from him?".
Gentle tags (no pressure intended) for @bladesingerlily @dynamicducks @faeriiefire @unovafarm @arlynx @ghost-of-a-dream-girl @carnivaley @saylofwaterdeep @archduchessgortash and anyone who has snippets to share. Lemme see pls!!! 👀🙏