every time i remember that photo of the little inuk girl with her puppy i engage in inconsolable hysterics

Comfy even

"This shit is so ass." I love that saying. This egg is so chicken.

Hand job vs manual labor

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

long distance friends pets feel like celebrities because you can only be parasocial with them

life is so hard when you’re a very lazy girl by nature but you also want to do a lot of things in your one wild and precious life

you're in her dms, I'm in her bedroom running the aftercare session like a peer review writing workshop

opening you in a new tab

people without any whimsy scare me. why are you like that. where are your trinkets.

deadbeat group chat member

girl get off that c.ai and embrace the 'x reader'

big fan of anything that shuts my brain off for a little while

i love it when people are in their thirties that's so sexy of you

i'm so tired of social media users saying "successful people are abusing stimulants". unsuccessful people are too. #WEMATTER

i’m not procrastinating. i’m allowing the story to ferment. like kimchi. or a crime scene