Sorry, Lass

murder suicide is awesome to me bc its like annnnnd im coming with you

one moment ☝️ *pauses the blowjob to start violently coughing up blood*

When ur mutuals w/ some cool ass people rb if u agree

NEVER HEAL indulge in self sabotage romaniticize self isolation ALWAYS QUIT reject your potential never break the cycle let the curse win

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

How is everyone's Saturday night going

My beloved mutuals are turning my 0 note flop posts into 1 note cult classics

no more daddy. in 2026 all men whimper on floor pathetic

My liege im sorry to break it to you but your advisor that's actually evil and wants you dead turned out to be straight. I know you really wanted to have an enemies to lovers situation with him. Yeah I'm afraid the poisoning didn't hold any romantic intent behind it. The king of the enemy kingdom is bisexual though, I could send him a letter? Yes, I'll make sure to include multiple threats of homoerotic nature. You will have your toxic yaoi, my liege

I don't have time for sex, I'm too busy running a blog that only 11 or 12 people care about

the dragon is mocking you for your silly little skimpy armor

“oh its actually super enchanted im protected” girl your tiddies and thighs are out you’re so biteable

well yeah, i wouldnt be caught dead in any armor that rendered me unbiteable

yeah tumblr user teethseeker i believe that information about you

i can't express how absolutely important it is that when you make an edgy, brooding, badass character who's tough as nails and good at fighting and whatever, you HAVE to give them at least one reason to become completely helpless and pathetic. you have a panic attack quota to fulfill.