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La la land inspired drawing

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laterkiss

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

gingertea116

Missing his ex

#harvey dent #two face #bruce wayne #batman #bruharvey

ocprompts

does your oc like being called pet names?

#jason? yes absolutely. samuel? no. marshall? yes bc it means you're approaching peak kidnappable stage #in any other context shed also hate it

natalieironside

There's always a moment of intense cultural whiplash whenever I realize I'm talking to someone who thinks "legal" and "illegal" are meaningful categories and ascribes innate goodness to following the law. It's like meeting a space alien.

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deep-dive

I've been watching a lot of Any Austin (YouTuber) lately, and his videos sort of in general but specifically the "odd and unusual places" videos had me thinking about stopping to smell the roses in games that I have where I DON'T already do that (don't look at my Skyrim hours) and I just kept thinking about Crash Team Racing. Between his "things don't have to make sense, they just have to sort of look like they make sense when you're speeding by at 80mph" comments about stuff in GTA and those odd and unusual videos I thought "hey, I wonder if there's anything weird in here if I just do time trials and creep around the tracks" and boy is there. I'd say "I think he'd have a field day taking a look at Coco Park" but based on how much he hates Lakitu in Mario Kart I think the masks would give him an even worse time. Let me look at this tree and go in the grass Aku Aku. Jesus

#i could hear him going 'where does this water come from' and the answer is. uh. it doesnt #also on account of speeding by at 80mph i never noticed???? the fucking LAB ASSISTANTS????? there are so many of them #why are they there????? n gin???? why is there a whole renfaire in coco park but ONLY at the start of the course and ONLY made of #lab assistants???? WHAT are those HORRIBLE guys in the winning podium doing???? WHERE is this water coming from #there are multiple bridges in tiny temple that have creatures/characters going across them except for ONE. which is right next to #donkey kong??????#two bridges have. a tiger (i was about to say 'a pura') being chased by a chicken except they dont actually link up???#on the first bridge theres a delay between when they vanish on the right side and when they come back so i thought i found where #they were going but the second bridge is actually entirely somewhere else #anyway #theres also three sharks circling a seagull on an unreachable crate in the bay by the first bridge in the first track #i have questions. like can i theoretically hit that box

Mentally I am opening the Arkham City character viewer and rotating Harvey again

#i literally did not care about him at all until my relatively recent dark knight rewatch which like. made me interested #and then btas just sealed the deal. and then i read the long halloween trilogy afterward so like #also thanks to lala i keep calling him dos fajitas which is utterly delightful. i enjoy it

asteroidtroglodyte

Guy Fieri, getting shakily to his feet in the middle of an impact crater, using the back of his hand to wipe a single line of blood from the corner of his mouth: he’s just too powerful…

The Ghost of Dr Kellogg: you pathetic weakling; you cannot hope to defeat me!

Guy Fieri, pulling a remote control that’s just a grey square with a large unlabeled red button in the center out from behind his back: no, I can’t. That’s why I’m sending you to Flavortown

[camera pans out to reveal The Ghost Of Dr Kellogg standing in the middle of a large ❌. Cut to floor shot that reveals 50000 Chili Lime bacon Picante Mac’n’cheese tater’tots being dumped from the ceiling by a contraption]

The Ghost Of Dr Kellogg, covering his face: NOOOOOOO-

[is buried in avalanche of Tots, which bursts into flames, and then explodes]

Guy Fieri: guess his flakes… just got frosted

#yeah sure /lh

bugfossil

this is one of my favorite calvin and hobbes strips ever and i just need to preserve it on my blog

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garbage-empress

The AI Sci-Fi warned about: I have done every calculation. The numbers and cold logic do not lie. For the planet to survive, humanity must be wiped out.

The AI we got: That's a fantastic question! They're called lightning bugs because they can deliver up to 60,000 gallons of electricity per bite! Yeowch! Zip-zap, electrifying facts for the win! ⚡🐝🪲🐞🍖

kosmogrl

not a caller not a texter but a secret third thing

kosmogrl

don’t contact me. ever

assiraphales

I kind of miss the impulsivity that certain spaces used to allow. oh you want a hair cut today? hairdresser in the corner can fit you in before her 2 o’clock. tattoo of a cobra… sure leg or arm? even concerts, back when you could go to the box office thirty mins before any show. not saying these things don’t exist at all, but everything feels booked five months in advance and 10x more expensive

toastyglow

headstrong and foolhardy medieval king: never shall I bend the knee!!!

physical therapist: okay well if you keep lifting with your back you are just going to get hurt again your majesty

creature-lala

LALA HELP IM OVLATING AND I NEED TO CHEW ON JON LIKE A SQUEAKY TOY RAAAAAAAA

May I offer a Jon thirst trap in these ovulating times?

#i need to bite him. hes so scrawny hes like a dog bone with a lil meat as like. a treat #jonathan crane

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thelibrarybat

[freezeframe]

You may be wondering how I got into this situation. That's good. Keep wondering. If you pay close attention to the rest of this movie and employ your critical thinking skills, you may find that the answer unfolds as it goes along. Sometimes it's good not to know yet, and to wonder. Sometimes that's the entire point.

[unfreezeframe]

kauchenoe

Reuploaded because cropping reduced the quality. I need good, lossless quality (I'm probably overloading my tablet with large canvases for no reason).

Vilkas is grace itself.💃

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