I can't be bothered

forgive me father for i have opened a notification and read the message within to make the red dot go away and then forgot to reply for a month . it will happen again

You can’t just breeze over something like “the guy who accidentally conditioned himself to only be aroused by a fantasy of his cockroach wife Ogtha” without at least linking a 20 minute video breakdown of this man’s descent into madness.

what the fuck happened to my post

Shh... We're reading about the cockroach wife tulpa

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and im losing sense of time

PERIOD.

Someone needs to append a "Dumbass" to the end of it.

average ao3 "sort by categories" result

furry porn has done more for the people than cops.

the ides of march is taking place at the white house this year

like to charge, reblog to cast

the wheel trend is so much better than the uquiz one. no more favourite lyrics from songs that tell you a little too much about how spotify-poisoned op is. you click the button and now you're assigned water deer. just like in real life.

each of the main three sentences in this post prompted an entirely distinct strain of person to send me death threats when it escaped target audience and that's kind of impressive even by my standards

honestly? being in a void between hyperfixations is such a weird feeling, like I can feel my brain searching for something to grab onto but nothing seems good enough so I just sit there and wait for some random obsession to hit me out of nowhere so my brain won’t feel like a dry sponge anymore

people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??

thats not the word I meant to use

dont weird pussy, that's woke stale. penis absolute.

i’m sorry cock is in the bible?

huh i didn’t know edging was in the bible either

Of course it is, they've been waiting over two thousand years for the second coming