Funk dancing For self Defense

I hope I will 🤞🤞

hamwarmer 40k

i hate when ppl on here are like "god you STUPID kids are sharing too much information online abt yourselves heres a lesson on how to be less DUMB god i cant believe you dont know this. this generation are all IDIOTS" like i agree but i simply dont think that is the way to get teenagers to listen to you

i think the next trend for cishet white parents naming their baby sons will be fish names. Pike. Perch. Trout. Sturgeon. it's one of the few classes of nouns that has masculine enough associations (bc of fishing) to be plausible for this purpose

Hi this currently has 37 thousand notes and I just want to ask - why?

Big Things Are Coming

Blue powerade is pure water, that shit what comes out of our faucets is watered down water

a “PSA” what the hell kind of playstation is that?

playstation angry

Apparently there was an unforeseen third outcome where he fixes the tv and then leaves

I am embarrassed by how hard this made me laugh.

…..does this mean cat people hurl cats at the ground?

you just kind of… open ur arms and they sort themselves out. if you try and place them down they get mad and wiggle and make everything worse

these pictures are so loose and lacking in detail that it’s making my brain force images onto them that aren’t actually there

is that wrinkly kong