i, personally, would like to calm down, and yet

Comms status: Closed! (first come, first served)

DM me if you're interested!

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Funny, I distinctly remember he said he doesn't have one!

Hey, it's Homer here.

Yeah, that Homer. Homer the poet, not Homer the Simpson.

Look, buddy, we don't need any problems here, so I'm just gonna say this loud and clear. You're getting sued.

I've seen your artwork, they're beautiful! Especially the Odysseus fanart 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤 mmmgghhhhh Odysseus 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤 But anyways, they're illegal. I never gave you permission to draw MY characters. My charming, perfect, gorgeous, stunning, exquisite, elegant, radiant, alluring, and captivating Odysseus... and the others ig. So here is how this is gonna go, punk. We can either do this the easy way.... or the hard way. 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤 Odysseus 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤. I'm open to accepting other payments. Let's make a deal. You draw me x 🤤 Odysseus 🤤, and I'll drop the lawsuit. If not, prepare for the wrath of Homer, sacker of Odysseus' thighs.

Thank you for your time,

Homer the not Simpson.

Odysseus' Thighs 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤Odysseus' Thighs 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤Odysseus' Thighs 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤Odysseus' Thighs 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤Odysseus' Thighs 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤Odysseus' Thighs 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤Odysseus' Thighs 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤Odysseus' Thighs 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

Also, I don't mean to toot my own horn, but I'm having an event at Barnes and Nobles, signing copies of the Iliad and Odyssey. Money is tight man... tight.... everything reminds me of him...