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“The Weaver’s Garden”
*coughs up blood* i-it’s… finally… done…
I have been working on this on-and-off for MONTHS. Just color correcting this took me six-and-a-half hours. I sketched Penelope months ago, modeled her loom, chair and the flower pots in Blender. Rendering her loom in Photoshop took FOREVER. Other than the cloth textures and a few rough textures I used on the floor and wall, I rendered and textured all of this by hand. The roses were completely freehanded and while I used a leafy vine brush for the acanthus, I colored each of the petals and added the veins for each one by hand. I also tried out a new soft-shading style that I think turned out nicely, rendering harsh light in a dark scene has always been a pain in the ass for me, but I really like how it came out. I also tried to mix some softness and hardness with the light, and I rendered all the garnet gems individually.
Anyway, I am relieved to be done with this. My girl here is TIRED and she needs a nap. Can someone please let her have some peace and quiet??
Most Adoptable Grown Man Contest - Round 2, Poll 51
Which grown man is more adoptable?
Loid Forger - Spy x Family
Diomedes - Greek Mythology
Yeah okay I know I've said I want many of these pairings to be friends. But I also want these two to be friends.
everyones got that fic they chip away at like michaelangelo sculpting david. and brother? its penis month
fumbled the queen but i still have to remain in her service because of my oath for life. so its just really awkward now all the time. fuck my stupid chivalrous life

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Fyodor Dostoevsky, Notes from Underground
Bet it feels good as fuckkk to rest your hand on the pommel of your sword when the newcomer steps a little too close to your lord who you’ve sworn to protect with your life
How to spring-load your bow!
This information is freely given. What you do with it is up to you! 🏹💐🧚🏼
Funny, I distinctly remember he said he doesn't have one!
Wrote Odysseus and Diomedes into spicy situations with @alexfrostwrites. Here's the art as visual aid. Spice meets spice. Work trip and some good ol' Odydio edging throughout the ENTIRETY of it. The fic is here. I summon thee, odydio-liker!
this saturday we succeed!!

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They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard
Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex
the founding fathers warned us about the coitocracy but nobody listened
Hey, it's Homer here.
Yeah, that Homer. Homer the poet, not Homer the Simpson.
Look, buddy, we don't need any problems here, so I'm just gonna say this loud and clear. You're getting sued.
I've seen your artwork, they're beautiful! Especially the Odysseus fanart 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤 mmmgghhhhh Odysseus 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤 But anyways, they're illegal. I never gave you permission to draw MY characters. My charming, perfect, gorgeous, stunning, exquisite, elegant, radiant, alluring, and captivating Odysseus... and the others ig. So here is how this is gonna go, punk. We can either do this the easy way.... or the hard way. 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤 Odysseus 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤. I'm open to accepting other payments. Let's make a deal. You draw me x 🤤 Odysseus 🤤, and I'll drop the lawsuit. If not, prepare for the wrath of Homer, sacker of Odysseus' thighs.
Thank you for your time,
Homer the not Simpson.
Odysseus' Thighs 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤Odysseus' Thighs 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤Odysseus' Thighs 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤Odysseus' Thighs 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤Odysseus' Thighs 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤Odysseus' Thighs 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤Odysseus' Thighs 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤Odysseus' Thighs 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
Also, I don't mean to toot my own horn, but I'm having an event at Barnes and Nobles, signing copies of the Iliad and Odyssey. Money is tight man... tight.... everything reminds me of him...
sue this cuckoldry, big H
ao3 changing their header to omega from beta as an April Fools, then the next day instead of switching the header back they announce they're officially no longer in beta anymore is absolute peak 👌
One Year of Cleanse Me with Pleasure
Hi, everyone!
Drawing your attention here with this lovely art made by the wonderful @ithacantrickster, the art that depicts my first modern OdyDio AU, entitled Cleanse Me with Pleasure. It's angsty, it's spicy, it's fluffy, and it's comforting, a combo that's difficult to pass am I right? 🤭
I wrote the story for myself, for my birthday to be exact, a gift from me to me, so, now a year later, I'm coming back to it and inviting you all to read it :3
What I thought would be a 4-chapter story turned into a 28-chapter novel, now with a sequel and a set of spin-offs, the links to which you'll find below ✨✨
The support and feedback I've been receiving for it still encourages me to write them modern AUs, so I've a new one (Cloud Nine) that's still in progress AND there will be part 3 of CMwP coming, too!
I also want to say a big thank you to all my friends who keep supporting me in my rather sinful writing endeavours: @ithacantrickster @miles-crow @kira-k @holy-mother-of-whumpers @dinofanx @dolihannah 💖 Go support them too, they're lovely and talented people!!
And, of course, a big thank you goes to you all, my dear Readers, too! 💖
So, without further ado, please, enjoy the following links and see you there, lovelies! (And if you're not a Greek Myth fan – don't worry, these stories can be easily read as original stories as well ^^)
Cleanse/Flood Me with Pleasure AU on Ao3
Cleanse/Flood Me with Pleasure Spin-Offs on Ao3
Cloud Nine on Ao3
Cleanse Me with Pleasure on Wattpad
Flood Me with Pleasure on Wattpad
Cloud Nine on Wattpad

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1 beer in and i start telling people to surrender