chelle

was anyone else 14 on the internet thinking they were a millennial in the mid 2010s. I’d see posts about the housing market and be like so true I can’t afford a house

A fun thing to do this Halloween is say "who are you dressed as" to any man dressed very clearly as the joker. Follow it with a "ohhhh right, I kinda see it"

Fun thing to do this Halloween is say “who are you dressed as” to any man not in a costume

fun thing to do this halloween is say “nice joker costume” to any man not in a costume

biting is a love language. no i will not elaborate.

I experienced a few embarrassing seconds of confusion because in my language (French) the bishop is called the fool

The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

He killed his yonger brother in cold blood because he was jealous of him. There is in no way anything funny about this. No hesitation just poped a rock over his turned head, droped his body over the edged and tried to lie to god about what he did. FUCK YALL CRAZIES!!!

oh are those the receipts, Cain is problematic now?

Cainceled 

but didn’t that already happen?

don’t be silly, everyone knows about Tricky Dick’s Wet ‘n’ Wild Water Heist of 1967

smash that mf reblog if u hate pedophiles

You know that post with the broken likes? If this doesn’t get enough reblogs to crash the icon then I’m fucking rioting

Whoever doesn’t repost this I’m afraid of

criminalise golf

bro i hate hanging out with straight people i showed a group of dudes a picture of a black rain frog and they didnt like it wtf

incredible and amazing

hes friend shaped

This was literally the funniest one. Even He couldn’t help but laugh.

I love how He is capitalized as if Drake Bell is God