ignore the pineapples

ancient roman women whose husband keeps looking at the neighbour's boy quintus and he never looks at her that way and she can't even chainsmoke in the kitchen because they don't have marlboro blues in ancient times. and she can't even go to the club because they haven't discovered drum and bass music yet. her friend clodia's having visions of a woman named doechii but neither of them knows what that means

"time heals all wounds" WRONG! time is ripping into me with a cheese grater

honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation

omg the new emoji 🫪🫪🫪🫪

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Season 2 of heated rivalry should follow a completely normal plotline except every time there's a tv on in the background it's on a news channel saying something like "Another mysterious death in Montreal; authorities on the hunt for 'vampire' killer who drains victims of blood"

fingering his plot hole

this site is so easy

If you are in the iwtv fandom i am so serious do not engage with this fandom on twitter