A New Start

does anyone wnt to turn into a creature with me. it does have to be weird btw

teal and orange truly is the greatest color combo in the world. like name one better combo

a platypus palette?

PERRY THE PLATYPUS PALETTE???

whys there so many file types. just call that thing .image or .video

What they did affects us in our private homes

Considering some of the other things you can do to someone’s house, I feel like this is the restrained response.

We need to normalize calling coworkers stupid fucking idiot son of a bitches we need to end workplace professionalism and courtesy and just openly curse and yell at each other we also need a day where everyone meets outside in the parking lot and we all fist fight each other until only 1 is left standing

Shoutouts to all the D&D bards who are taking this into their next battle

what's the point in life if u don't look at least a little scary?? a little monstrous?????

hey I wonder what happens if I put powdered milk into carbonated water

my cereal is loud and it's demanding to know why I would sin against both nature and god so thoughtlessly

...how does it taste?

bad

I have mastered the potion: Instant Spoiled Milk, therefore earning the rank of shittiest alchemist currently alive.

floating down the river styx on an inflatable donut and high-fiving all the lost souls i pass. i'm on vacation

And when we finally kill the gods neither hell nor heaven will be waiting for them because they created those to imprison us

burned my eggs and got mad sorry lol

Wake up babe, new theology just dropped.

howl’s moving castle is fucking hilarious like this complete stranger shows up at his house and goes “bitch you really live like this? this is the nastiest house i’ve ever seen, i’m gonna be your cleaning lady from now on because you clearly need one” and howl’s just like “sounds fair, do you want some breakfast?” no questions asked

So annoying when ppl are like "transferring your human brain into a robot one would be bad bc you'd have to perpetually buy replacement parts and pay for upkeep and subscriptions to Being Alive and be a slave to capitalism" I hate to tell you this but I'm disabled so that's how it is for me right at this very moment except eventually I'm going to die about it anyway lol