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the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

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[Podfic] I'm saving my grace | fic by @blackkatmagic
Star Wars: Jon Antilles/Savage Opress | Rated: T | Length: 9 mns
“This would be easier if I were smaller,” Savage says, frustrated, and Jon can feel the boiling edge of that temper rising, ready to spill over into a fit of blind rage.
Multi-voice collab podfic with @opalsong!
My favourite emotional support~ 💕
i do not “delete sentences” when they start “hindering the plot” i COPY PASTE THEM into a SEPARATE DOC made just for keeping all my USELESS LINES that i will also NEVER USE so therefore i should JUST DELETE THEM but i DONT because id FEEL BAD if i did
You don't actually have to kill your darlings. You can just put them in the oubliette #myoubliette
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How to tell when your pun has reached both of its intended demographics

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Tagged by @coconutjelly
last line game: share the last line you wrote!
(Share the last lime you wrote and tag the people for the number of words.)
Have a line from a Hollinov/Scott fic. (Ny actual last line is from this year's Pensieve Project which means it is secret. Shhhh)
He wasn't hallucinating, the concussions hadn't caught up to him, that really was Ilya Rozanov rolling a condom onto his dick with one hand.
(Except I'm not tagging anyone because I don't roll lile that. Consider yourself tagged if you want to!)
*reaching for a second gallon of milk after chugging the first* I'm gonna have so many fuckin bones
[“PODFICCER IN THE CLOSET” (Podfic Platypus) MIGHT NOT MEAN WHAT YOU THINK IT MEANS"]
my dream for tumblr is that we all relearn the phrase "it's not for me" and we remember that this is different from "it should not exist."
something something likes charge reblogs cast
unfortunately i dont think its queerbaiting if the creator is just so terminally heterosexual that they never remotely considered the same gender relationship their show is centered around could be read as romantic. it is deeply painful however.
Maybe accidental queer baiting? The way someone may not mean to say something rude, but it may come off rude, so it's rude. Frustrating either way.
Not being a dick, just a friendly clarification.
By definition you can't accidentally queerbait. Queerbaiting is specifically using a same sex pair from the show to market the show to queer audiences with no intention of ever following through on a romantic relationship.
There is officially licensed Destiel merch signed off on by Kripke. Teen Wolf had a commercial with the actors for Derek and Stiles draped over each other talking about being "on a ship." Both shows actively used scenes between them as marketing while actively mocking fans for wanting them together. Sherlock has multiple characters refer to Johnlock as a couple, including characters we're supposed to believe are never wrong about human behavior and pushed those scenes in marketing. Then they acted insulted when fans saw them as a couple.
That's queerbaiting.
Done on accident it would just be queer subtext. Done because they had no other choice due to censorship is queer coding.
The specific meaning of the word is really starting to get lost and it's a pretty important one to keep accurate. It describes a very specific phenomenon that was done repeatedly and maliciously for decades and is meant to examine that specifically.
Doing it on accident sucks, but it isn't a tactic of capitalism intentionally intended to suppress queer representation while making money from queer fans.

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I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.
He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense
Y'know I'm so glad someone reminded me of this. Because this was also discussed.
My stepmother did NOT like the way her Libertarian Viking Neighbor framed pregnancy as the fetus "attacking the woman". She incredulously told him this was extremely disrespectful to expectant mothers to portray pregnancy as so violent and negative.
Libertarian Viking Neighbor's response was that people consensually hurt each other all the time, and "there's like a whole community about that, with the acronym the one that starts with a B" And his reasoning was that if the mother was consenting to bring attacked by the baby, it in fact wasn't violent and negative because there was consent.
He brought up people consensually hurting each other, didn't go for one of the obvious answers like boxing or body mods or something, no he went STRAIGHT TO BDSM and he DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE ACRONYM
Tina Fiveash, A gay morning tea, from the series ‘Stories for Girls,’ 1994
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god lesbians are my favorite
Welcome to Superblond Bingo!
This is an attempt at organizing a celebration around the superblond pairing (Kon El/Bernard Dowd).
The superblond fandom may only be seventeen-ish strong, but we deserve to be fed, too!
what are we even talking about, here?
@cactus-k0ala and @coconutjelly wanted to address the criminal deficit of superblond content with a low-stakes bingo challenge to encourage new superblond content out here in these desolate wastes.
There are four mini bingo cards, each with a 3x3 of prompts. Pick up any that speak to you, and complete as many prompts you want. It only takes 3 works for a bingo, or 9 if you're a completionist and want to fill every prompt on a card! We wanted there to be space for someone who only has time for a handful of fanworks, as well as breadth for those who might want to really cut loose on a summer fandom run!
"challenge" is a loose concept
Participation is intentionally flexible, because the only real goal is to give ourselves more superblond to scream about online be super chill and normal about.
No sign-up process or moderation - just make things and share it! The challenge runners do not have time or interest in cherry-picking who gets to scream into the void. The void for this pairing is big enough for everyone to scream.
Create whatever inspires you from a prompt - fanfic, notfics, drabbles, scribbles, full renders concept art, podfic, playlists, comic panels, moodboards, video montages - all are welcome!
Any rating, any AU, any medium (just make sure it can be shared via tumblr/AO3!), any themes, any side characters. Yes, that includes timberkon, just aim for a superblond focus!
Share it on tumblr and use the tag #superblond bingo. Submit it to this blog. Add it to the AO3 collection. Tell your cashier at the grocery store. Telepathically stream it to the collective superblond consciousness. Whatever method you use, just make sure people know you made something for this lovely pair of blorbos.
so... 👉🏻👈🏻 @cactus-k0ala and I are doin a thing
it'd be real neat if some of y'all wanted to join us
@plagueislost @tigerlilyandcherryblossom @bestrobinevr @maybe-ee @opalsong @suzukiblu @candy8448 @skylernightmare @jujutherubberduckie @fractalflowersao3 @aestknowsbest @akaanmo
tag anyone else i'm missing!!!
Zelda 40th anniversary!

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Aro
It's June, motherfuckers, and you know what that means! Apart from firing a few rent-lowering shots to filter out the chuds from my following, it's probably also a good time to post a reminder that there are many strange ways to be queer, and this is one of them.
video transcript below the cut, may be slightly inaccurate, I tend to ad-lib when reading my scripts into voiceover
welcome back, jeremy knox