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*reaching for a second gallon of milk after chugging the first* I'm gonna have so many fuckin bones

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[“PODFICCER IN THE CLOSET” (Podfic Platypus) MIGHT NOT MEAN WHAT YOU THINK IT MEANS"]
my dream for tumblr is that we all relearn the phrase "it's not for me" and we remember that this is different from "it should not exist."
something something likes charge reblogs cast
unfortunately i dont think its queerbaiting if the creator is just so terminally heterosexual that they never remotely considered the same gender relationship their show is centered around could be read as romantic. it is deeply painful however.
Maybe accidental queer baiting? The way someone may not mean to say something rude, but it may come off rude, so it's rude. Frustrating either way.
Not being a dick, just a friendly clarification.
By definition you can't accidentally queerbait. Queerbaiting is specifically using a same sex pair from the show to market the show to queer audiences with no intention of ever following through on a romantic relationship.
There is officially licensed Destiel merch signed off on by Kripke. Teen Wolf had a commercial with the actors for Derek and Stiles draped over each other talking about being "on a ship." Both shows actively used scenes between them as marketing while actively mocking fans for wanting them together. Sherlock has multiple characters refer to Johnlock as a couple, including characters we're supposed to believe are never wrong about human behavior and pushed those scenes in marketing. Then they acted insulted when fans saw them as a couple.
That's queerbaiting.
Done on accident it would just be queer subtext. Done because they had no other choice due to censorship is queer coding.
The specific meaning of the word is really starting to get lost and it's a pretty important one to keep accurate. It describes a very specific phenomenon that was done repeatedly and maliciously for decades and is meant to examine that specifically.
Doing it on accident sucks, but it isn't a tactic of capitalism intentionally intended to suppress queer representation while making money from queer fans.
I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.
He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense
Y'know I'm so glad someone reminded me of this. Because this was also discussed.
My stepmother did NOT like the way her Libertarian Viking Neighbor framed pregnancy as the fetus "attacking the woman". She incredulously told him this was extremely disrespectful to expectant mothers to portray pregnancy as so violent and negative.
Libertarian Viking Neighbor's response was that people consensually hurt each other all the time, and "there's like a whole community about that, with the acronym the one that starts with a B" And his reasoning was that if the mother was consenting to bring attacked by the baby, it in fact wasn't violent and negative because there was consent.
He brought up people consensually hurting each other, didn't go for one of the obvious answers like boxing or body mods or something, no he went STRAIGHT TO BDSM and he DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE ACRONYM

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Tina Fiveash, A gay morning tea, from the series ‘Stories for Girls,’ 1994
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Welcome to Superblond Bingo!
This is an attempt at organizing a celebration around the superblond pairing (Kon El/Bernard Dowd).
The superblond fandom may only be seventeen-ish strong, but we deserve to be fed, too!
what are we even talking about, here?
@cactus-k0ala and @coconutjelly wanted to address the criminal deficit of superblond content with a low-stakes bingo challenge to encourage new superblond content out here in these desolate wastes.
There are four mini bingo cards, each with a 3x3 of prompts. Pick up any that speak to you, and complete as many prompts you want. It only takes 3 works for a bingo, or 9 if you're a completionist and want to fill every prompt on a card! We wanted there to be space for someone who only has time for a handful of fanworks, as well as breadth for those who might want to really cut loose on a summer fandom run!
"challenge" is a loose concept
Participation is intentionally flexible, because the only real goal is to give ourselves more superblond to scream about online be super chill and normal about.
No sign-up process or moderation - just make things and share it! The challenge runners do not have time or interest in cherry-picking who gets to scream into the void. The void for this pairing is big enough for everyone to scream.
Create whatever inspires you from a prompt - fanfic, notfics, drabbles, scribbles, full renders concept art, podfic, playlists, comic panels, moodboards, video montages - all are welcome!
Any rating, any AU, any medium (just make sure it can be shared via tumblr/AO3!), any themes, any side characters. Yes, that includes timberkon, just aim for a superblond focus!
Share it on tumblr and use the tag #superblond bingo. Submit it to this blog. Add it to the AO3 collection. Tell your cashier at the grocery store. Telepathically stream it to the collective superblond consciousness. Whatever method you use, just make sure people know you made something for this lovely pair of blorbos.
so... 👉🏻👈🏻 @cactus-k0ala and I are doin a thing
it'd be real neat if some of y'all wanted to join us
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It's June, motherfuckers, and you know what that means! Apart from firing a few rent-lowering shots to filter out the chuds from my following, it's probably also a good time to post a reminder that there are many strange ways to be queer, and this is one of them.
video transcript below the cut, may be slightly inaccurate, I tend to ad-lib when reading my scripts into voiceover

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ONE PIECE (2023–) 2.02 Good Whale Hunting
the draw of arranged marriage AUs to me is really the way the dubcon of it all binds them together. neither of them have a choice in being here, something else is foisting this upon them whether that’s their parents or the political situation around them or expectation or something else, but the point is that they don’t get that one choice. so they have to make a choice somewhere else, that now that they’re here, they’re going to make it work. they’re each other’s only allies, in this cage built around them. they may have been coerced into swearing to stand by each other through anything, but they did swear.
it’s not love at first, or second, or third sight. it’s not love in the wedding bed the first time, whether they grit their teeth through it or decide together to forgo that binding step and try to get around it as long as they can. it’s about sharing a bed with a stranger while you learn their nightmares and how they hog the covers. it’s about sharing a name before you even know each other’s hobbies. the appearances you have to keep up, and the connection you find in both being exhausted by them, laughing together because isn’t it ridiculous how you not only have to be married but you have to act like it’s perfect and lovely for everyone else watching. it’s love that creeps up quiet and slow, between shared secrets that make your wedding bands mean something for the first time, and trying to protect each other from the trap you’re both in. and it’s about having the mortifying thought of “oh my god, i have a crush on my wife.”
is that song actually character-coded or is your brain a character-shaped hammer looking for lyrics to nail down somewhere

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Hollinov vs. the Ottawa WAGs Series [PODFIC]
Title: Shane Hollander vs. the Power of Friendship Writer: sillylittlepal Reader: @opalsong, Judysoranges, @xianvar, Synteis, sisi_rambles, ChaosKiro, Dairaliz, greedy_dancer, @melancholymorningstar, @januarium, vexbatch pods, YouAreAKitty, B13, @separateentity Fandom: Heated Rivalry Relationships: Shane/Ilya Rating: Teen Length: 00:36:45 Size: 25.4MB Music: Calling You by Aqua Cover: Opalsong Summary: Shane gets added to the Ottawa Centaurs WAG group chat and gets the support network he didn't know he needed.
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This is part 1 of the Hollanov vs. the Ottawa WAGs series.
Title: Ilya Rozanov vs. the Power of Love Writer: sillylittlepal Reader: @opalsong, Judysoranges, @xianvar, Synteis, sisi_rambles, ChaosKiro, Dairaliz, greedy_dancer, @melancholymorningstar, @januarium, vexbatch pods, YouAreAKitty, B13, @separateentity, spinalvirgin, klb, @@janthony-anthony, @sunlightsymphony, HowOldAreWe, @freekyflob, Amanita_Fierce Fandom: Heated Rivalry Relationships: Shane/Ilya Rating: Teen Length: 00:41:48 Size: 28.9MB Music: Like a Robot by Aqua Cover: Opalsong Summary: Ilya gets added to the Ottawa WAGs group chat.
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This is part 2 of the Hollanov vs. the Ottawa WAGs series.
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Ryland Grace hits a really excellent aro/ace headcanon sweet spot for me where like. He's a middle school teacher in San Francisco, he almost knows asexuality and aromanticism exist as labels. But he also strikes me as the kind of guy who never quite got to the point of introspection to go "And that's what's going on with me, specifically," at least not when he was still on Earth.
Anyway I think about two years into the journey to Erid he realizes this about himself while talking to an alien rock.
ROCKY: Humans so strange. Why only choose mates of one gender question? Grace say humans have lots of genders.
GRACE: It's complicated, buddy. Some humans like other humans of any gender, though. And some don't want to have mates at all.
ROCKY: Rocky knew that.
GRACE: What? How?
ROCKY: Grace say he not interested in that. After Rocky ask why he not like watching human romance movies.
GRACE: Well yeah, but that's just in...
GRACE:
GRACE: ...oh boy.