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oh don’t mind me I’m just grieving this thing between us well before its death. yeah, no, its nonnegotiable. what do you mean I’m killing the vibe?

RIP Troy Bolton you would've loved watching the Knicks win in five

what’s your “odd” comfort movie? a movie that isn’t stereotypically comforting but does comfort YOU? mine’s conclave (2024)

To be quite honest with you all I do think that aro/ace-spectrum fans in fandoms where people are desperately inventing crossover ships and humanizing non-human characters in order to have a conventionally attractive guy to ship the main character with, instead of possibly having to enjoy a story with no romance in it, have the right to refer to everyone else as cowards.

Sorry you almost had to entertain the idea that people like me exist, I'm sure that was very painful for you.

Project Hail Mary is actually maybe the fandom bigotry final boss: can’t let him be aroace of course bc Ryan Gosling is hot and we want to be a proper fandom now don’t we? And yet can’t ship him with Carl (black), can’t ship him with Stratt (woman), can’t ship him with Rocky (too non-normative romantically and sexually). Only option left is to cross the multiverse to pull in the nearest white guy and that happens to be markiplier

To be quite honest with you all I do think that aro/ace-spectrum fans in fandoms where people are desperately inventing crossover ships and humanizing non-human characters in order to have a conventionally attractive guy to ship the main character with, instead of possibly having to enjoy a story with no romance in it, have the right to refer to everyone else as cowards.

Sorry you almost had to entertain the idea that people like me exist, I'm sure that was very painful for you.

this is like dusting off an ancient relic

its funny to me to imagine hardwon post-reincarnation still lowkey having a thing abt biting that lingers after his vampirism. not even enough for him to be aware of it (not that he was having any sex before his reincarnation to have a baseline to compare himself to), hes just a teeny bit extra enthusiastic abt leaving hickeys than he’d be otherwise…

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

theyd send nott to check for traps and nott would set off every single trap lose 20 hp get poisoned and return like ya theres no traps :) and theyd all be like okay , yay!