"Meow," said Tybalt, deadpan

driving my chevy to the levee today

what the fuck

people who dismiss any man/woman ship as 'hetslop' are so boring. first of all those fuckers are bisexual, second of all you will never know the epic erotic highs of the romangerri bathroom scene or the horrific heartbreaking lows of mcwexler divorce

yeah yeah having a crush is embarassing but have you ever watched yourself develop a new category 5 character obsession in real time. agonizingly humiliating shit

i do wonder how mamdani would have solved a problem like the green goblin

Honestly? Today is Wednesday and tomorrow is Thursday ☕️💯

if i was a different person with a different personality and a different life things would be kinda different i think

your boyfriend isn't thematically significant

starts with c and we all love it

call me maybe by carly rae jepsen

It's hard to get close to me because of my big knife