"Meow," said Tybalt, deadpan

Liking Eliot Spencer from leverage feels ... embarrassing is the wrong word but it's like. Of course I like the one with kind eyes and a kind heart and a tragic backstory and buff arms who beats people up and also gets beat up all the time and has a Cool Fight Scene each episode and actually gets injured and you'll see him having to deal with those and he speaks softly at times and others has almost a growl in his voice and. his violent capabilities and shelter dog rizz have captivated me.

[to the tune of max and ruby] spike and buffy. buffy and spike. buffy and her little vampire spike

spike going down on the buffybot is so eternally funny to me bc i want to be able to say "look how eager he is to give HER pleasure! this is a win for #feminism" but i cannot say that because he is having sex with a sex robot that he paid somebody to build to look like buffy summers and that is NOT a win for #feminism

sorry sorry sorry but spike's behavior in season 5 so far is sooooo funny. falls in love with his mortal enemy. makes her buy him chicken wings. sneaks into her bedroom to sniff her sweater and steal her underwear. gets caught by her boyfriend and displays zero sense of shame, instead taunting him by saying he won't keep her affections for long. steals a mannequin with a blonde wig to practice talking to her but gets so agitated during the one-sided conversation that he beats up the mannequin. breaks into the magic shop with her kid sister. i'm endlessly entertained i can't wait to see what kind of loser shenanigans he gets up to next.

wait wtf is cream soda

cause when we're creaming and popping...

we’re cropping?

we're peaming

there’s not a star in heaven that we can’t reach

spn should've had a storyline about cas getting hopelessly addicted to the sims 4

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard