"Meow," said Tybalt, deadpan

category 5 remembered barney and robin exist incident 6 dead 12 injured

and the thing is! can't even do a rewatch. because of *gestures helplessly* the everything!

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

[ID: tag that says "#first journal entry in a video game diary with chew marks on the cover." End ID.]

driving my chevy to the levee today

what the fuck

people who dismiss any man/woman ship as 'hetslop' are so boring. first of all those fuckers are bisexual, second of all you will never know the epic erotic highs of the romangerri bathroom scene or the horrific heartbreaking lows of mcwexler divorce

yeah yeah having a crush is embarassing but have you ever watched yourself develop a new category 5 character obsession in real time. agonizingly humiliating shit

i do wonder how mamdani would have solved a problem like the green goblin

Honestly? Today is Wednesday and tomorrow is Thursday ☕️💯

if i was a different person with a different personality and a different life things would be kinda different i think