Kana hat enjoyer

It's always "stop harming yourself or we'll have to lock you up!!!" and never "what do you need to change to want to harm yourself less and how can we help you make some of these changes?" and that's why we're not getting anywhere

Pukicho is older than me, maybe there is some hope after all.

There’s a large vehicle that occasionally drives past my house that just makes noise. I honestly think it was designed to make noise and do nothing else.

So the vehicle version of you?

I am not as big

Bro is petite

I am not 4 tons

Bro is tiny.

I am just not 4 tons

I often think about that post that was a fake dating profile for a cat that was all about chickens, like wanting someone with posable thumbs for opening chickens.

!!!!!!

This remains one of the great art objects of modern times and nobody will convince me otherwise.

I’ve had this queued for 4 fucking years so it’d be reblogged on a Monday. the next time this can be accurately reblogged is in 6 years

Dracula eating all the guys who are supposed to be driving the boat that takes him to London is Exactly like me eating all the little snacks I bought at the grocery store within hours of getting home

"this quote was attributed to me. perhaps as a punishment." -dostoevsky

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.

he's done this a few times now. the ball pit actively soothes him when he gets mad over puzzles. i could learn something from this

I wonder how many people this kink-supportive TSA agent racially profiled on the job.

they should invent earbuds and headphones that don't hurt your ears after a little while