True Ultimate Motherfucker

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

They aborted the Yellowstone super eruption because of woke

this is true

she buffalo on my buffalo til i buffalo

did chikorita ever end up decreasing the increase or was that another of bidens failed promises

the democrats ended up shunning chikorita and abandoning her policy proposals, calling her a "saultry little binch" and refusing to cooperate with someone "on the bottom lsft" of the political spectrum

if you work in a creative field...or if you do creative hobbies like writing or drawing...you need to make friends with people who don't do those things. you need to befriend normie Steve who has never written a story in his life. and this is because when you are in a creative job or hobby and spend all your time doing that thing, surrounded by very capable people, who you inevitably compare your own progress and skills to, you forget what the baseline human skill at that thing is. and it's usually zero. normie Steve has not written a story since the 3rd grade when his teacher made him do it. he's very good at other things that are not storytelling - but if you tell normie Steve that you wrote a full 300-page book from start to finish, he will think you're some kind of savant. he does not know ANYONE else who has done this. you need this perspective. because when you're constantly on Let's Write Stories dot Com then everyone on Let's Write Stories dot Com will inevitably be like "oh of course everyone on earth has written a book or several at this point!" and you canNOT let yourself think that. that is not even close to the average human experience. you are in a bubble. do not put yourself down. do not give up.

Dead wife montage but it's all slow motion shots of your dead wife throwing grenades and doing backflips and oneshotting the enemy with their long range weapons

i've been reading both of these mangas since they started you're in my world now

if "commoner girl goes to a fancy ladies school and gets into a yuri rivalry with a rich girl over a shared hobby that high society looks down on" becomes a whole genre of anime you won't hear me fucking complaining i eat that shit up yum yum yum

reminder that if you like k/l/l/i/n/g/s/t/a/l/k/i/n/g every single character from steven universe hates you

i wish i liked killing stalking so every single character from steven universe hated me

Whatever your political beliefs, I think we can all agree that that episode of Steven Universe where Pearl calls the Irish “a plague on this planet which is slowly rotting it down to the rind and which must be excised” was NOT okay

What episode was that???

“Pearl Hates the Irish”

say what you will but at least it wasn’t another Steven’s Knife episode

there wasn’t an episode where she said that, I would appreciate y’all not making false accusations.

“Pearl Hates the Irish” was the highest rated episode in the show’s history

I would like to propose a corollary/spin-off of the Komaeda Archetype called the Vriska Archetype

I was on acid the first time I read this chapter and the stress stayed in my body for 3 days