True Ultimate Motherfucker

you’ve tekken me for granted

i bared my soul for you but I guess I wasn't the right calibur

i thought everything was super but you just wanted to smash my bros

may i stack donuts on it ma'am?

oh

*donut

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

The thing is that Uika Misumi actually didn’t do anything wrong. Like despite how obsessive she is and how much she hates herself for having the feelings she does, the “sins” she’s committed are being born and being traumatized from a rough upbringing. She may have imagined throwing Mutsumi down the stairs, but she didn’t do it. She may have desires to lock Sakiko up in the loft in her apartment, but she didn’t actually do it, and in fact she channeled her unhealthy desires into very thematically fitting lyrics for her visual kei band. She’s convinced that she’s the reason Sakiko’s dad took the fall for the Togawa group, which ended up causing Crychic to disband, and therefore thinks she’s the one at fault for ruining Sakiko’s life, but even if Sakiko’s dad speaking up trying to get her recognized as part of the family was the reason for it all, it’s not Uika’s fault that making her existence known to her brother in law caused that chain of events. Sleeping with a pillow wearing Sakiko’s stage outfit was a little weird but not necessarily harmful. Okay I’ll admit that maybe stealing her sister’s name and pretending to be her is a bit questionable. But like, the way she acts and thinks of herself (and the way people online talk about her) would make you think she killed someone or something equally horrible, when in reality she didn’t really do anything that actually harmed anyone! And everything she did do pales in comparison to the harm that was done to her by the oppressive family structures she was unintentionally born into. To the people in her family around her she is a mistake and a reminder of past sins, but she herself is just a poor girl who has internalized the idea that she is a disgusting irredeemable sinful human being simply because she was born and because she fell in love with the first person who ever made her feel seen and wanted.

When you meet Edward Elric he gives off the impression that he's the short-tempered hot-headed "violence is the answer to all life's questions" kind of protagonist, and it's in fact incredible character craft that he's actually the character who ends the series with a negative-3 kill count.

God's worst soldier Edward Elric. Showed up as the youngest member of the Amestrian army, took millions of dollars from them, never followed a single order, helped dismantle their fascist regime, left with a lower kill count than he arrived with, then fucked off to go be a house-husband. Character of all time.

You know, when you said "negative-3 kill count," I, who haven't seen the anime, thought, "He resurrected 3 people?????" But I'm seeing here on the wiki that apparently resurrection in this anime is a terrible idea.

Official addition to this post.

the fact that ringo starr has the elf stones is not a joke or a meme it is an established fact

ice water is awesome because you get more water in your water

you think youre out of water but then you check back in five minutes and woah! theres more water! the world is so beautiful

one of these big new indie cartoons should release with an exclusive adopt of like the main character. pay up 10000 dollars to be the only one whos legally allowed to draw pomni. i feel like the resulting fandom drama would change the face of the internet it would be so cool

yeah hi this is actually a horrible idea why would you want this

i like when bad things happen

there's nothing i like more as a computer program than a long period of silent contemplation - not doing anything, not rushing anywhere, just standing here and enjoying this moment with the user. oh, it seems once again he has summoned my beautiful and ruthless wife Task Manager. hello, my darling! what are you doing with that long cruel scimitar

you have to post bull shit online. to fulfill your amazing digital purpose

i find anglophone plagiarism discourse extremely funny because most bollywood movies when i was growing up would be straight up ripping plots and cinematography from cinema abroad and the music in them would be interpolating and sometimes just remaking it with hindi lyrics. copyright is fake asf the world is so much bigger without it <3

my phone told me that i was running out of storage space, so i went to the storage management page thing, and it suggested "you have 12 gb of screenshots. want to delete some to make some space?" and i checked the oldest screenshot i had in my folder and it was a tumblr screenshot from nearly 10 years ago, or approx. 3~4 phones ago

Gay kink stores are like here’s the fuck master 5000 gnome king pig blaster it goes in your ass obviously pigfag and pansexual kink stores are like here’s like gender sensory backdoor pridefun exploration pleasure rod and it’s the same toy