tumblr isn’t considered a social media because everyone on here is just talking to themselves
yeah i agree
What does the backend of this website look like that it enabels time travel
context for anyone who doesn’t have timestamps turned on
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tumblr isn’t considered a social media because everyone on here is just talking to themselves
yeah i agree
What does the backend of this website look like that it enabels time travel
context for anyone who doesn’t have timestamps turned on

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Funniest scene ever btw. Haha whoopsie I slipped. On the blood of this man I killed. This man I squashed like a bug. Whoopsie doodle. How silly of me
Your honor my client pleads oopsie daisy
That one tumblr post about supine vs prone constantly haunts me. I’ll be reading a fic that’s like:
[character a] pushes [character b] onto his back, then straddles his prone body
meanwhile I’m reading like: he’s not lying on his pronis, he’s lying on his s(u)pine…
on my supine, straight up jorkin it, and by it let's just say haha my pronis
Like it's said that there were no other uma musume or children of her age where Special Week grew up. Which goes to show how rural and small the area she and her mom lived in. Which also meant her mom saw the only uma musume in town (or even the only uma musume in a x km radius) and had to go for her. Or the other way round. Incredible either way.
wait was her mom a chaser
baseball interviewers will ask "how do you throw the ball so good" and Mariners players will casually drop that they have a headmate who plays the game for them

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Alice's Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll is a book about a small child who is forced to solve RPGmaker puzzles, which is very impressive given that the book was written in 1865
“The LEGO Movie was my favorite movie of 2014, but it strikes me that the main character was male, because I feel like in our current culture, he HAD to be. The whole point of Emmett is that he’s the most boring average person in the world. It’s impossible to imagine a female character playing that role, because according to our pop culture, if she’s female she’s already SOMEthing, because she’s not male. The baseline is male. The average person is male. You can see this all over but it’s weirdly prevalent in children’s entertainment. Why are almost all of the muppets dudes, except for Miss Piggy, who’s a parody of femininity? Why do all of the Despicable Me minions, genderless blobs, have boy names? I love the story (which I read on Wikipedia) that when the director of The Brave Little Toaster cast a woman to play the toaster, one of the guys on the crew was so mad he stormed out of the room. Because he thought the toaster was a man. A TOASTER. The character is a toaster. I try to think about that when writing new characters— is there anything inherently gendered about what this character is doing? Or is it a toaster?”
— Bojack Horseman creator Raphael Bob-Waksberg commenting on how weird gendered defaults in entertainment are, and why we should think twice about them. Excerpted from this longer original post. (via 360degreesasthecrowflies)
i bet it feels good as fuck to be a piece of sourdough bread that gets dipped in olive oil with various seasoning & herbs
let's kill the togawa group together
^ guy drowning in blood

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Truly sad times we live in
Did a brand new kind of bowling shot today
we called it the "trust the Force Luke" shot or the "through God all things are possible" shot
what an incredible crashout from Kaiba. literally is brought in front of an 8 ft tablet in a museum as evidence and is like 'am i being fucking pranked???'
they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture
there is a world out there I can’t comprehend
behold, context
Tumblr has a very odd relationship with the English language, which probably explains the terrible reading comprehension.

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oh i'm going to misusle and straight up fuckle this knowledge so badly
So English DOES have the imperfect verb form!
Why is pet play always dogs anyway
Youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done.