True Ultimate Motherfucker

isn't it kind of crazy that for any moving vehicle you need to wear a seatbelt but then on buses they're just like fuck it stand up whatever

In a battle between a city bus and your mom’s 2009 Toyota Corolla the bus will usually win

The desire so to speak for Shounen Yuri is the desire for outside driving forces that Enhances the yuri. Sure, it can be compelling that that woman wants to make out crazy with another woman but has some level of baggage of intimacy aversion that keeps her from happiness but. What if the demon inside of her arm is keeping her from that woman by demanding the blood of other demons, which some would find unappealing as a first date.

Tumblr should never have given us polls. Everyday I have to see years-old polls cross my dash proudly proclaiming past-me's vote which I now disagree with. Let me change my vote!! I have rethought which Tetris piece is the sexiest.

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

theres a phenomenon that happens on here i have been calling "normalize loving parents posting" which is when you spend a lot of time on tumblr and are exposed to a lot of one specific counter-cultural narrative day in and day out until you start to forget what the dominant ideas are for most of the human population and thus feel the need to "defend" things that are widely accepted and popular. it's called this because of the time a bunch of text posts about shitty dads were circulating and then people with good relationships with their dad didn't feel included enough and started making "uhmmm can we normalize loving parents? not everyone has a deadbeat dad, MY dad is great" type posts, seemingly forgetting that good relationship with dad is a cultural norm that is expected and encouraged. i think its good practice, especially when im annoyed, to stop before i hit the post button and ask myself if this is a real issue or if im normalize loving parents posting. because often im about to try to normalize loving parents

I've actually been seeing this doctor for so long that I distinctly remember watching the final episode of KanColle S1 on my phone in the waiting room of the practice the day it aired. Like if they don't know I need the stimulants to function as a human being...

I actually think this was a big moment for me personally too because I listened to Ayane Sakura's performance as Nagato and I (egg) thought "man, how does she get her voice so deep? I need to try to sound like her to sound more masculine so people will take me seriously" and that's how I ended up teaching myself to speak from the chest

hi yeah i know ive been on this medication for 8 years but i need-- yeah. yeah 3 more months please. I'll call you in 3 months to beg for 3 more months, thanks. Bye. Love you.

Im sorry but you need to come in person for a checkup to make sure you actually need the medication you’ve been taking for 8 years

grey alien lands in front of me and projects a series of glyphs obviously intended to represent the prime numbers, i jam my snub nose revolver into its neck and pull the trigger

Why is this tagged solar punk?

i know a lot of solarpunk traditionalists are uncomfortable with my inclusion of firearms in my grey alien posts. i understand that instinct. but enforcing boundaries sustainably sometimes calls for the proliferation and distribution of small arms, and i find it very unfair that you dont think my posts should be tagged solarpunk

The hatemail game on this website is insane

Obligatory self reblog because Tumblr doesn't ever let anybody see my stuff unless I literally post it repeatedly

I'd love if you'd reblog this and keep it moving, with love

bringing a sort of "slavery is still alive and well in US prisons" vibe to the office Juneteenth post that my higher ups don't really like

From what I understand slavery was never actually abolished in the us. It is still legal and all.

the amendment that "ended" slavery specifically left permission for slave labor as punishment for convinced criminals and our inmates have been legally exploited ever since, yes