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heartwarming: transfem named mary sue and transmasc named gary stu have had a beautiful nonbinary baby named donut steel

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

little known fact about me i was actually isekai'd into this world from the video game world. i used to be a peggle orb

the reason that wounds that break the skin hurt is because its always supposed to be dark inside your body and when your blood sees sunlight for the first time it gets scared. and that causes the pain. or maybe it doesnt

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

YELLOW-SHAFTED NORTHERN FLICKER MY BELOVED ANGEL

everyone watch this video immediately

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

Get your ducks in a row. Now get them in a circle. Get them in a Socratic seminar with that duck in the middle. Get them in a mosh pit. Get them moshing. Get them moshing.

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

that being said I'm not actually always opposed to conflict free fluff I am just opposed to the characters having their claws filed down for it. you can stick them in a coffee shop au it should just still feel like you sat the two worst most insane people on earth in a starbucks

let the bodies hit the floor is such a scary song. usually bodies hitting the floor isn’t a good thing but this guy wants it to happen anyway.

and yet he insists there’s nothing wrong with him. haunting

You have to watch the dosage.

You have to watch the dosage.