Night Marinating

posting this on twitter will get you put into witness protection

The magic of childhood is that you were constantly encountering new things. The best way to feel that way again is to fill your life with new experiences.

The magic of childhood is that you were constantly encountering new things. The best way to feel that way again is to fill your life with new experiences.

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender

all i want for 2026 is that gigantic rancid AI bubble to finally burst in such a catastrophic way that the consequences will be so good and i'll never have to see another AI generated image ever again

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

Hello bisexual community

Begin killing

happy pride month everybody

slime teacher: I want this essay in 12 point font Slimes New Roman

Robber teacher: I want this essay in 12 point font Crimes New Roman

wall teacher: i want this essay in 12 point font Climbs New Roman

citrus teacher: i want this essay in 12 point font Limes New Roman

poetry teacher: I want this essay in 12 point Rhymes New Roman

horology teacher: i want this essay in 12 point times new roman

Mime teacher:

herb teacher: i want this essay in 12 point Thymes New Roman

Dirt teacher: I want this essay in 12 point Grimes New Roman

Calculus teacher: I want this essay in 12 point Primes New Roman

aviation teacher: I want this essay in 12 point Flies New Roman

Finance teacher: I want this essay in 12 point Dimes New Roman

History teacher: I want this essay in 12 point Times Old Roman

laying in bed, high as fuck, thinking about balsamic vinegar

Its like grape soy sauce

:/

Both are brown liquid made from mold growing on it

You know, you're not wrong. I still don't have to enjoy the truth.

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

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