Shrinking Violet

all stories are about time loops, except for time loops, which are about grief

the rat poem is too powerful that’s why they don’t talk about it

I know tumblr has accepted the whole “cat’s internal monologue is a desolate Victorian child” thing but what if a cat’s internal monologue was Gollum/Sméagol

-scratching the floor near their bowl- “Nasty, filthy dry foods they serves us. We wants soft, juicy morsels from the canses.”

-sitting in the window- “What’s it doing, precious? What noises it makes with pointy mouth. We wants it…”

“Wicked, tricksy humanses doesn’t feeds us in hours. Must reminds them or we’ll starve. Wait for dinners? Oh no. That would kill us! Kill us!”

-bringing dead animals to owner- “Look! Look! See what good kitty finds! Eat them! Eat them!”

There are many flavors of cats. Victorian child cats and Gollum cats are both equally valid.

gardening book called ‘maslow’s hierarchy of weeds’

physics book called ‘maslow’s hierarchy of speeds’

Theology book called “Maslow’s hierarchy of creeds”

Electrocardiography textbook Maslows Hierarchy of Leads

Fermentation book called Maslow's hierarchy of meads

halloween book called ‘Maslow’s Hierarchy of Screams’

Social media site called Maslow's hierarchy of screeds

Enology textbook called Merlot's hierarchy of Lees

Jewelry making class called Maslow's hierarchy of beads.

Equestrian handbook called Maslow's hierarchy of steeds

Economics textbook called Maslow's hierarchy of greeds.

Kinematics textbook called "Maslow's hierarchy of g's"

Blood typology textbook called "Maslow's hierarchy of bleeds"

Basketweaving book called “Maslow’s hierarchy of reeds”

Library display of these books labeled “Maslow’s hierarchy of reads”

Tailoring handbook called “Maslow’s hierarchy of tweeds” 

pedro pascal stans post a picture and be like “sugar daddy🥵 dilf 🥵dom😫 spit in my mouth🥺 punch me in the stomach 🥵yes sir im your whore🥵” and its a picture of a man who looks like he would make it to the quarter finals of the great british bakeoff and then lose. 

hey quick question how do you think centaurs masturbate

You can really sense the tumblr userbase aging

Not enough Hollywood movies have slime and goop. Back before cgi if you had any sort of alien liquid you needed a guy who could make various slimes, goops, or dribble. Not anymore.