there are teenagers today using smartphones who don’t even remember the real gun emoji. they have never experienced it.

Look how much gun violence this prevented.

that's more direct action than the entirety of the United States Government has taken in 30 years what are you talking about

im happy they worked it out

After 1124 years this meme has made its orbit. Any self respecting Tumblr ghoul will be reposting this!

steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower

i'm sorry i never did your tag game. i love you

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

Two things this website hates and that’s women and gay people who are gay in the “I have sex with other gay people” way and not some sort of thinly defined yearning and homophobic joke based system largely applied to brothers and male coworkers in early 2000s television shows. Three things this website hates actually sorry silly me but this website does hate black people.

At what point are you guys going to stop scolding the trans woman for saying women. I’m not some other category. I’m a woman. This site hates women.

I love tumblr because somehow I can end up being mutuals with a celebrity (someone that wrote a fic that I loved)

i am well aware of the absolutely fucked up things eating disorders do to people’s brains, and i am sympathetic, but I still think acknowledging publicly that these celebrities are promoting looking emaciated on death’s door is important. Can you imagine being 13 and seeing this shit? Every celebrity event looks like a thinspo board, it’s awful.

People talk about women's bodies far too much; this is true. But that doesn't mean we shouldn't be addressing the elephant in the room of insane weight loss and eds. it isnt fucking normal or healthy

#also rich women and famous women are NOT the same as your classmate Becky who doesnt eat.#they have more power money options and access to therapy and mental health and medical services of every kind#And power to influence the culture than any one of us ever will#and this is what they do with it??? Yeah no.#Plus calling out that someone looks dangerously underweight isnt the fucking same as#Like. Saying theyre ugly or idk any of the fatphobic body shaming other ppl hear all the time#it doesnt have to be the same as insults. Its just not and anyone who insists the two are always the same#is simply wrong or lying. Sorry not sorry#this shit gets people killed. Its way past time to name this trend as dangerous.#the fear of being perceived as Mean or a Bad Feminist has too many of us in a chokehold#and it does so much harm. We gotta unlearn it lets do it together

if you call a meme fascist people will defend it by saying we can't culturally defeat fascism by letting them have everything they claim for themselves and the meme in question is "reject modernity embrace tradition"

i know folks are gonna call me a pedo for this one, but i grew up seeing my mom and grandma naked. they had health issues and at times needed care and help showering. and i truly think more kids need to be shown the nonsexual reality of naked women at a young age. there is nothing sexual about my grandmothers breasts, they were simply body parts. more women die of heart attacks because people are too afraid of breasts to do real chest compressions, because they are scared to touch their breasts. the sexualization of our bodies literally kills us. i need people to be more normal about naked bodies and i'm 100% serious.