*muffled dubstep in the distance*

"Give us your government-issued ID to access our app's full features" babydoll you are text messages.

(Does a big shounen anime style powerup sequence with screaming and flexing and when the dust settles I am comfortably snug in bed surrounded by beloved plushies)

S-such power! She’s already asleep?!

time to make a post on tumblr. surely no one will interpret it to be as offensive and bad intentioned as possible.

I love how here on tumblr dot website we regularly cast the greatest curse we can muster on each other by pointing our long creepy fingers and intoning "10,000 notes" in a voice that carries the winds of the mountain with it.

I might have made an error here

#here we have the classic case of tossing apollo's dodgeball in the air and standing directly under it as it comes down (via @qqueenofhades)

It's Matteo JWHJ0715!!!!! Very talented director (italian mother, license plate father)

“I can fix him” I couldn’t fix him and I don’t want to. I think he grew prone to biting and scratching in order to get by in a harsh world, and to me his resilience is part of what makes him so beautifully himself. I could be kind to him, though. I could show him gentleness. I could, slowly but surely, in the same way one earns the trust of a skittish stray cat, convince him that my touch will never come accompanied by pain. That, around me, he can allow himself to be soft. To relax. I could be the one he associates with warmth and safety, the one he longs to be held by after a hard day. I could be his home.

my most impressive tumblr accomplishment is blogging on this website for 15 years without once even accidentally making a successful post. i love my no notes #mynonotes

uh-oh #yournotes

allow me to slip into something a little more… comfortable *removes green ribbon from my neck, screaming ensues*

A lot of westerns are remakes of samurai movies

those samurai movies were very often heavily inspired by 50′s and 40′s westerns

Cowboys and samurai are brothers separated by time and space.

Best duo.

The most ambitious crossover

Fantasy setting but it’s just Texas and Japan together at last

Mycelial portal between cowboys and samurai

is this that meji-era texas i’ve heard about? that blorbo from the real history

Kinda craving some rotten chicken surprise.

I feel this!!! Also love how you muted the color along the way, I think it makes it that much more impactful!

This is the thing!

babe are you okay you rb'ed “you’re too loud” 15 times today