Rude.

Sometimes I hyperfocus so hard on something, I forget I’m a person until someone interacts with me. I feel like some wild animal seeing a human being for the first time. I’m like “oh yeah I’m supposed to speak and stuff”

now at an age where i just wanna MAKE shit. bread. candles. baskets. birdhouses. the world isn't my oyster, it's my deluxe lego set.

Enemies to taco truckers, slow braised 500k.

“No Charles, I will not be taking criticism” I say whilst making direct eye contact with my WWI soldier ancestor’s portrait hanging on the wall in full view of me wearing my uniform with tiny shorts posing like an Edwardian renter in front of my phone taped to a tripod at 2:26 AM

Ben Barres was that neuroscientist

No show will ever be as galaxy brain as casting Lucy Liu as Watson and Natalie Dormer as Moriarty like that's just the way it is. Cannot be topped

Are we certain that there wouldn’t be at least a little topping involved there?

me converting a peasant village to the gay agenda

Love wins

Every movie starring Keanu Reeves, could be canon to Matrix as parallel simulations