"Follow Your Bliss"

i’m sorry for being abnormal about that middle aged woman it will happen again

so fucking stupid that meds literally work. "swallow this pebble it makes you think" hateful

im going to fix my entire life

When?

Like Um. later

okay. fine. i have a solution that will make no one happy. let's make pluto a planet. if we launch one tungsten cube per day for 200 years precisely aimed at pluto's surface it will become massive enough to gravitationally clear its orbit of other kuiper belt objects. this will be completely useless and extremely expensive as well as potentially dangerous. and it will destroy the heart

Special shoutout to all the queer, intersex, and trans het folks. Sorry for all the “it’s illegal to be straight this month” jokes you’ll have to endure. Y’all are still very much part of the community.

I wish insomnia at least gave you more usable hours in the day instead of just more hours where you are stupid

UK friends heads up, I know I don't usually share this stuff (largely for my own sanity) but Starmer and his lot are planning to announce this nonsense on Monday. I've been worried this was going to happen for ages now, but I didn't think it'd be so soon.