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Dave Feloni, circa now, trying to push Sabine Wren into a heterosexual relationship: her armor is what

happy pride !!

fun with friends

this picture of a chip pan oil fire from the wikimedia cookbook is so strikingly sublime

sometimes this game presents me with a choice and it is simply Too Funny to not pick, a compilation

and, idk, it bothers me because there are a lot of legitimate accessibility features that I think every game should have. there's no reason for a puzzle game to be inaccessible to colorblind people. there's no reason that an execution-heavy game shouldn't allow you to set up alternate control schemes. but the solution is not "make the puzzles easier" or "make the bosses do less damage" any more than the "solution" to a complicated piece of writing is "create a version where everything is written using simpler language." idk! it just feels like a refusal to engage with art as art and not Product.

To truly engage with any form of art, one must at least be willing to be challenged. To claim that challenge is by its nature inaccessibility is at best ignorance to the purpose of accessibility, and at worst a gross infantilization of people like me who actually have disability-related struggles that could be mitigated with some fairly basic control of settings.

text: AO3: Anything can happen!

who up in a kafka-esque rut sleep deprived, casually malnourished, socially awkward, painfully self-conscious, struggling financially, lacking community, altogether anhedonic

happy pride month!

Sabine: YES YOU DO! IT WOULD BE SO FUNNY!

Palpatine, having heard that name 5641 too many times since becoming emperor: Not to sound like the Jedi I worked very hard to destroy, but have you ever considered…letting go?

Obi-Wan wakes up to the entire rebellion on his involuntarily obtained front porch.

Vader sends the chipped 212th after Obi Wan only for them to get snagged and dechipped by Rex's operation and now they are on their way to rescue their poor General. How did he get into this mess in the first place!?

However. The plan was most definitely not to take over the Empire.

Bail thinks the whole thing is hilarious.

Maybe his title is "Mandalore the Doubtful"? History books 0hrase it as him being skeptical of the Empire and their promises.

Obi Wan: Not you too.

Now, Ahsoka shows up and thinks the whole thing is hilarious and swears herself to service as well. She's Minion 2.

Obi-Wan: *blue screens*

Obi-Wan would appreciate it if he stopped finding blasters in every cupboard.

But after that, it quickly becomes apparent to the Empire, the Mandalorians are a rapidly growing threat. Their Republic, Obi Wan INSISTED on calling it that, is so enticing to the people suffering under the polished boots of the Moffs and the Emperor himself.

The entirety of the somewhat newly (re?)formed Mandalorian Empire Republic Empire take this to mean a challenge has been issued to their Mand’alor.

Might keep Palpy alive just so he can freak out and wish he wasn't bald so he could pull his hair out screaming about Obi Wan. The biggest thorn to have ever lived.

Since word of the guy apparently restarting the Mandalorian Empire got out the count has not made it past one day. They started counting it in hours. Five hours is the max so far. And that’s mostly because Vader was unconscious.

(Might make this so Obi Wan was raising Luke.)

Kenobi has been an irritant for a couple decades and now he’s going to have to deal with his force-cursed offspring? (Literally. They have the force. They are nothing compared to him, of course, but still.)

Meanwhile, Palpatine's drywall contractor is getting very wealthy indeed because he has to keep calling them after Vader ate the drywall for the 12th time that week.

Palpatine is wondering if it’s against Sith law or whatever to retire. He wonders if there is anywhere left in the galaxy he could go and never have to hear the name Kenobi ever again. Because is this worth it, really? He got his empire, sure, but Force, at what cost?

Cody is NOT helping and he's feeding the rumors.

Cody walks in on them and gives suggestions. He has a few ideas he’s been sitting on for a while that he thinks would work really well.

Rex: Give me a week and Obi Wan was found in a golden cradle on the front steps of the Jedi Temple.

I get where you’re coming from but he very much does kill people and cause a fair amount of terror. it’s kind of a big part of the story.

Small dick jokes have always been body shaming, sexist and intersexist. They shouldn't be tolerated

Then they're all like, "Well, no, I'M not saying that it is. I'm using THEIR MINDSET to insult them." Babe, you are using the notion that the shape of someone's body makes them a bad person. That's body shaming. Whether it originates with them or with you, you are using the tool of the oppressor. The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house.

It doesn't matter what the person you're putting down thinks of it. Yeah, Tate would be angrier about being told that than just about anything else, because he's part of a cultural movement that idolizes big bodies and hypermasculinity and all that shit. But that's like saying it's okay to call an influencer fat because she's so obsessed with being skinny, so you know it'll really hurt her.