Genuine Night Fury Of A Woman

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A: Love it. Spend my time combing AO3 for it.

B: Like it. Not one of my bigger cravings, but it can scratch a certain itch if I’m in the right mood.

C: Neutral. A good author might be able to sell it, but a bad one will kill it deader than dead.

D: Not my favorite. I avoid it if I can, but it won’t necessarily put me off reading something.

Misfit Mirage - Submitted by SeesawSiya

Also, how are we to know you won’t treat the request the same way if it actually does get written? How are we to know you’re even going to say a single kind word? We don’t, because you’re behaving in an entitled way that shows you won’t. The amount of requests I’ve taken in good faith where the person who requested it never said a word about it is astounding. Not even a thank you.

Couples that take a little bit of a while to get together (y'all I used to SCREAM at the TV about Bones. That show made me insane)

lady who's got some emotional baggage/trauma

The guy is some flavor of military man. (Buzz is a Space Ranger, Wentworth is a Royal Navy Captain, Booth is a ex-Army Ranger/Sniper turned FBI Agent)

I also think Felix/Calhoun are shaking hands with Buzz/Jessie because:

lady who's got some emotional baggage/trauma (again!!) (I HAVE A TYPE)

Guy is shorter than the lady

One of them is military (again: Buzz is a Space Ranger; Calhoun is a Space Marine Sergeant)

One of them is kinda folksy or whatever. (Jessie is a cowgirl, Felix talks folksy. This one's a stretch but whatever.)

And I do think Robert Robertson/Invisigal are also shaking hands with them (also, with Felix and Calhoun) because like, again... emotional baggage lady. Calhoun and Visi have similar abrasive vibes.