That Crazy Australian

being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

with faith and perseverance, one day we will sauté the horrors

I think strange horrible things should stop befalling my friends

I think strange wonderful things should start befalling my friends

you cannot save me!! i am unsaveable!!! i have never been saved!!!!!!!!

(wrinkled and dying from laying eggs) tbhhhh dubstep was better in 2009 (lays another egg) there has honestoy not been another producer like Benga (stress from that last egg makes me go blind) my eggs , where are my eggs

The bar for what a normal post is on this site is so fucked compared to everywhere else