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jacob is sitting in front of a huge canvas right now with a charcoal pencil in his fist trying to figure out how to make the ottawa centaurs logo look like it's performing autofellatio

“Terf is a slur used to silence us” dang bitch I wish it worked shut the fuck up

The chemical they put on ants and all the other ants think they're dead that's what happened to tumblr except the chemical is unmarketability

imagine being on twitter debating dumb shit right now when you could be talking about cock on tumblr

this broke containment and no one knows it was about Ilya Rozanov’s foreskin

Of which he has a respectable amount, if consensus is to be believed

perhaps ser hollander and ser rozanov do not compete so fiercely in the tourney to vie for the princess’s affections but because they desire one another? nay i jest…….. lest?

zounds! my squire doth inform me that ser hollander and ser rozanov bequeathed one another a token before their joust... and that flirtatious words were exchanged betwixt them on the field of play... which mayhaps meant nothing at all...

I am saying ilya rozanov was spotted smoking in the background of kevin abstract’s “this is a gays only event” video outside of agganis arena for their boston stop of their 2018 I’ll be there tour

For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate. 

Okay so normal rules then

If i had a dick i just know that i could get hard because of good music

the only piece of book canon I’ll accept is that ilya wore the hawaiian shirt as a bit and then got there and wanted to die of embarrassment because omfggggg why was he wearing a stupid fucking hawaiian shirt in front of his ex

would you all be into a super unhinged poll about what ilya’s dick actually looks like or nah