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hi, you asked for requests and I hope you dont mind it cause im feeling kind of shy uh ilya fingering Shane in public after he sees people flirting with him and makes Shane look at them while fingering him with his ring finger.
Pls don’t be shy I had so much fun w this one!!!!
Also happy birthday to love of my life light of my soul ilya rozanov. I have here you doing what you love to do the most. fucking with shane and domming the shit out of him while he whines with you inside him.
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Look: A Hollanov Ficlet
rating: e | wc: ~2.5k | tags: Public fingering, unbalanced intoxication, exhibitionism/voyeurism, light cheating roleplay, heavy degradation and slutshaming, brat!shane, d/s dynamics, brief mention of bloodplay???, married!hollanov
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“I think you’ve had enough to drink, мой любимый,” Ilya whispers in his ear, his hand squeezing definitively at his hip.
“And why’s’at?” Shane asks, his tone flirty and slurred as he glances over his shoulder to take in his husband, the jealousy apparent in his face underneath his domineering expression.
His jeans feel too tight, because he intentionally wore too-tight jeans. His shirt is scratchy and risen up his torso because he also made poor decisions with his top. He’s sloppy, but it’s on purpose. It’s a gay club, he’s allowed to be sloppy. It was for this reason, for this pressure on his waist, for the irritated tone masked in concern. Ilya is already hard against his ass.
“Because you’re acting like a slut, my love. Not so sure anyone should be witnessing that but me.”
“M’having fun,” Shane says carelessly, winking at the hot bartender as he hands Shane his drink, just to piss Ilya off.
Ilya grabs Shane’s wrist, the one happily gripping his gin and tonic, and rumbles warningly into his ear, “I don’t like the kind of fun you’re having.”
Shane rolls his eyes and looks back at his husband again. “What, the kind you used to have?”
Ilya twists Shane around sharply, his drink sloshing over the rim and onto his knuckles, the show of strength and power running hot through his chest. He pins him with a stern look. “You wanna say that to me again?”
Shane schools his arousal and pretends as if he is thoroughly unimpressed by the display. He takes a sip of his drink from the tiny straw, looks Ilya up and down, and says bluntly, “I said. The kind you used to have.”
He pushes past his husband with a check against his shoulder, leaving him gobsmacked and furious at the bar and pilfering through the crowd. He’s drunk enough to dance, and he’s dressed to do just that. He nurses his drink and sways his hips in the fray of sweaty bodies, feeling the music, the alcohol, the thrill of defying his husband thrumming in his veins.
He doesn’t even realize it at first when there’s a weight at his back. But then there’s definitely a crotch against his ass, swaying with him, grinding onto him, but he knows how Ilya feels, how Ilya smells, and it’s not Ilya.
He glances over his shoulder to see a hulk of a man. Dark hair, trimmed full beard, muscular and bulky. The stranger’s fingers find his hips, and he winks down at him—down at him because he must be 6’5” and built for it. Shane smirks to himself, and he looks toward the bar.
Oh, he’s watching. Glaring. His fingers are tapping aggressively on the bar, his jaw grinding and shifting.
Shane gives him 3…2…
He’s being hauled forward into much more familiar arms, nails scratching across his scalp as he shoves his face into Ilya’s neck. Shane inhales deeply, taking in the perfect scent of him to steady the spinning in his head from the sudden quick movement. Ilya’s left hand slides up Shane’s back, catching his shirt and lifting it all the way up to his armpits, scratching his fingers against the bare skin as well and definitely leaving marks.
Flashing his ring, Shane realizes. He throbs in his restricting jeans.
“Find something you like, jackass?” Ilya asks over Shane’s shoulder. “Not surprised. I have good taste.”
Shane can’t see the man, but he would guess that he’s somewhat disgruntled at being deprived of Shane’s body. He’s found that, most of the time he and Ilya do this, they genuinely are disappointed. It makes Shane feel wanted, desired, for his body, but in a vastly separate way than it is with hockey. His body is desired for pleasure, not suffering. Sexual victory, not athletic. It’s relieving and exhilarating.
Shane takes a gratuitous drink from his cocktail over Ilya’s shoulder as his husband faces off with their poor victim.
“He seemed to be doing just fine without you, asshole. Maybe he needs a bigger man,” the guy slices back at Ilya, and his husband scrapes against his spine.
“Baby, what do you think? Do you need a bigger man?” Ilya asks snidely, nails dragging down his skin.
“Maybe,” Shane answers casually, taking another sip of his drink.
“You heard the man,” the deep voice says.
“No, no, no, fucking meathead. You heard the man,” Ilya snaps back. “I have felt the man. Felt him, sucked him, fucked him until he was sobbing into our pillows. You want to see the cock I fuck him with? Compare it with your teeny tiny dick?” Shane snorts into his shoulder, and Ilya’s sharp nails burrow into his scalp, forcing him deeper into his neck. “You know, I fight men your size for a living. Big, two hundred and fifty pound brick walls like you. You want him, come and get him. He likes when he gets to be damsel in distress. Makes him hornier for me,” Ilya tells him, scratching his head like a dog, and it makes Shane want to rut and hump against his husband.
“Yeah? You wanna fight?” The man asks, riled like a bull.
Shane sighs, growing more ravenous by the second as Ilya continues to claim him from this random stranger. He whispers in his ear, “Baby, I know you love when I lick your wounds, but I thought we had other plans tonight?”
“What did he say?” The man yells, defensive.
He can hear Ilya’s sardonic tone perfectly through the booming music. “He said your dick felt small against his ass and he needs a real cock to split him open. So, decision made, I think. Try again next time.”
“Fucking whatever, man,” the guy spits, and from the chuckle Ilya lets out, he can tell the man has given up to shoot his shot elsewhere.
“You trashy little bitch,” Ilya mutters, the hand on his back sliding down to force itself beneath the bands of his jeans and underwear and grope at his ass, likely unnoticed by the pulsing throng of the dance floor. “Worthless fucking slut. You need to be taught a lesson I think,” Ilya threatens.
“Oh, do I?” Shane slurs, slurping the dregs of his drink through the straw loudly in Ilya’s ear, his best attempt at nonchalance, but his cunt is pounding in his briefs.
“Yes, you do,” Ilya says strictly, a single finger working between his cheeks and feeling the wetness from his cunt already sliding down to his asshole. He pets over the clenching ring temptingly, biting down on Shane’s earlobe to hear him gasp. “Get back to the booth. I’ll follow so no one else touches you, since you’re flagging so hard to be fucked by every cock in this place.”
Shane moans at the words, the touch, and nods into Ilya’s neck. “Yes, sir.”
The trek to the booth is short even despite Shane’s drunken stumbling, their VIP table set back above the dance floor behind a velvet rope, a half-drunk bottle of champagne on ice adorning the table from before Shane started to dance. Ilya pours another glass, and Shane holds his hand out.
Ilya withdraws his hand, tutting at Shane. “Not for you. No more alcohol for whores who cheat on their husbands,” he says passively, sipping from the flute with raised brows.
“Wasn't cheating,” Shane mumbles, slumping back against the booth.
“Had a dick between your cheeks. Sounds like cheating to me.”
“Barely felt it. Jeans are so fucking tight,” Shane complains, his tone edging toward bitchy and complaining now that his adrenaline is starting to crash and he just feels sloppily intoxicated.
“Then let me help you, huh?” Ilya says, immediately unbuttoning Shane’s pants and unzipping the fly.
Shane looks up at him, slightly panicked. “Ilya.”
“What?” Ilya shoots back, unconcerned. “Relax. You could ride my cock and they would say nothing with the tips I give these people.”
He houses the rest of his drink and pulls Shane into him. “Do me a favor? Spot the guy who you cheated on me with.”
“I didn’t…”
“Fucking do it.”
Shane sighs, his head lulling onto Ilya’s shoulder as he searches for him. “There,” he nods. “By the DJ booth. On the right.”
“Mmm,” Ilya hums. “Keep looking at him,” he instructs as his hand shifts.
“I don't want to,” he fights back.
“Did not ask you. Do it,” he commands coldly. Then there are fingers reaching into his briefs, and Shane chokes off a moan.
“Fuck, Ilya. What are you—”
“Look at him.”
“I am, what are—oh fuck,” he whines, his eyelids drooping as two fingers circle his clit unabashedly in the raucous club. “Ilya, I—”
“Shut up. Don’t talk back to me, just take my fingers. Whores have nothing interesting to say, especially when they are being used,” he bites.
Shane nod's vigorously, his hips rolling of their own accord as the fingers start to descend. He whimpers as he juts his hips out further, and a finger traces the slit of his wet cunt.
“Why are you so fucking soaked while you look at him, шлюха?” Ilya accuses, sliding a slick finger back up to his clit and circling it tantalizingly as Shane grinds forward.
“M’not. Just for you, sir,” Shane assures, his voice shaky and desperate already. He gets this way whenever Ilya seeks to claim him in public. It doesn’t happen this thoroughly in public often, but when it does, it takes next to nothing for Shane to crumble into pieces.
Ilya hums, unconvinced at his answer. A finger glides into the slickness of his cunt so easily that it makes him blush, his mouth falling open in a moan.
“Close your fucking mouth,” Ilya orders. “You look so fucking pathetic and hungry, someone is going to stick a cock in it before you can even tell them no. Do you want that?”
Shane whines. “Just yours.”
“Yeah? Is that why you were two seconds from hitting your knees for that dick on the dance floor? What’s he doing now, Shane? Tell me.”
Shane whimpers as a second finger slips in next to the first, fucking him shallowly. “H-he’s dancing. Dancing up on someone else.”
“Hotter than you?”
“Maybe?”
“Yes or no,” he instructs, thrusting his fingers and crooking them as well as he can within the confines of his briefs. “Don’t be fucking modest. Sluts aren’t modest. They whore themselves out any chance they get.”
Shane breathes out shallowly, attempting to cool himself off. “No. He’s…kind of twinky, I think. Not as cute. Or big,” he swallows thickly as Ilya’s thumb works at his clit.
“Do you think he bends over as easy as you?” Ilya asks, mouthing against his ear as his fingers fuck deeper into his cunt.
Shane keens as a third finger teases at his pussy entrance. “I don’t know.”
“Yes, you fucking do,” Ilya sneers, his cunt stretching around the tip of his third finger. “Because the answer is always no. No one bends over as easy as you. You would take every cock on Earth if they told you that you were pretty, wouldn’t you?”
“Yes,” Shane pants, rocking down onto Ilya’s hand.
“Pull down your pants. Down to your knees,” Ilya commands.
“Ilya—”
“Again, I didn’t fucking ask. I’ll cover you with my coat. Go.”
Shane groans, lifting his ass and shimmying his bottoms down as Ilya pulls his jacket over his lap with one hand, surveying the amount of attention on them. Even if there is nothing to indicate if there isn’t anyone looking, he doesn’t immediately see eyes.
Shane peels them down to his knees, and Ilya hums in his ear.
“Good boy,” he rasps out, his wrist clearly having better access as all three fingers begin to fuck him.
“Oh, god…” Shane sighs out, his legs struggling against the tight denim to spread himself wider. “So fucking full. Stretching me so good, sir.”
“Keep your eyes open. Keep looking at him.”
“I will. I—fuck, Ilya he’s looking!”
“Good,” Ilya growls. “Don’t fucking look away. You feel my fingers in your cunt while you look at him.”
Shane whimpers, nodding and staring right at the man. He looks both hungry and pissed off over the shoulder of the shorter man, and Shane’s mouth wants to drop open again at how fucking hot it all feels. That’s when he feels Ilya’s wedding ring slam up against the stretched hole of his pussy, and he lets out an excessive moan that is immediately swallowed by the bass.
“What’s that baby? Tell me.”
“I just fucking love you,” Shane groans. “My fucking husband. Fuck, you’re so fucking hot. Fuck me so good. Keep fucking me, please.”
“My fucking husband,” Ilya grits out through his teeth. “You gonna come on my fingers, baby? Squirt all over your husband while you stare at that stupid fucking oaf out there wishing you were squeezing around his tiny cock?”
“Yes,” Shane squeaks out. “Yes, please, can I come, sir?” He begs, his thighs shaking and his pussy streaming around his fingers beneath the coat and making a mess on the vinyl fabric.
“Who’s your husband, baby?”
“You are, sir,” he whines shakily.
“Whose fingers make you leak like this, huh?”
Shane’s voice crack as he responds, “Yours, sir. My fucking husband’s fingers.”
“And who is going to fuck so many orgasms from you tonight that you can’t walk or skate right tomorrow? Going to ring you so fucking dry you might make us lose the game, huh? Who?”
“You, sir,” he sobs out, eyes still locked with the man now thrusting against the back of the shorter man, whose head is draped back onto his pec and just taking it. The man’s teeth look gritted, his eyes fuming, his fingers blanched with the grip on the other man’s hips. It sends a surge of heat through Shane’s body, and he begs again, “Please, sir, can I come? Can I show him how you make me come?”
“Yes,” Ilya replies simply.
It hits him immediately, the warmth and blistering heat radiating from his clit and throbbing throughout his body and he battles to keep his orgasmic noises to a minimum, his cunt pulsing around the three fingers buried inside him as Ilya’s thumb continues to stimulate his now highly sensitive nub between his slick lips.
“Such a naughty fucking slut,” Ilya croons in his ear, rubbing his soaked fingers up and down the length of his drenched folds and slapping against him sharply as Shane twitches with overstimulation. “Everyone in this fucking club just watched you get fingerfucked and come all over my hand. Needed everyone to know what a dumb fucking whore you are for me?”
“Yes, sir,” Shane admits readily in his post-orgasmic haze, any fight in him thoroughly drained.
“Dress like a whore, get fucked like a whore, right?”
“Right.”
Ilya’s nose grazes up his jaw, the side of his face. “I’m going to take you home and rip your pussy open on my cock. Then I’m going to hold you down and fuck your little asshole raw, like that man was trying to do. Fuck you until you bleed, maybe. Then lick you clean, like a good fucking husband. You want that, my little cockwhore?”
“Yes,” Shane gasps. “All of it.”
“Okay,” Ilya says, wiping his fingers along Shane’s inner thigh. “Then put yourself back together. You look like a drunk fucking mess.”
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when shane’s feeling particularly clingy he goes to the table where ilya and david are doing their puzzle then gets a chair out to sit next to ilya and starts reading his book. ilya continues his puzzle and sometimes gives shane kiss on the temple or turn to nuzzle at shane when he makes a sound.
david found it so fucking cute he had to take a photo, and when yuna comes down stairs she chuckles and also picks up a chair to sit next to david.
david posts that photo on facebook and the fans found it and dragged it to twitter and fuck those two are so so fucking cute and ILYA ROZANOV IS BORING NOW????????
ilya rozanov retweeted
“he lives with his 7 years situationship 3 years boyfriend 2 years husband girl he been boring”
i'm sorry if i come off as an aloof bitch i really try not to but it's hard because i live with someone who knows my soul so well i don't have to try to act less bitchy because they can read me so well. which is awesome but also mama your social skills diminishing
“Ilya, what is this?” Shane says with a laugh. “It’s not my birthday.”
They’ve been celebrating Ilya all weekend. Shane made sure of that. First, Svetlana flew into town for dinner and drinks and dancing, and Ilya came home to Shane giddy and drunk on champagne. The next night was a low-key dinner at Yuna and David’s. David grilled steaks, Ilya won two hands of gin rummy, and at the end of the night, Shane’s cheeks hurt from smiling. And now it's the day Shane’s carved out for just the two of them. He’s made it clear to anyone who needs to know that he and Ilya will be off the grid. Incommunicado. Do not disturb.
Except now Ilya’s not following Shane’s plan. Shane’s cleared away Ilya’s breakfast in bed, but Ilya’s not grabbing him and pulling him in for a kiss, or sliding a hand into Shane’s boxers to find where he’s stretched and open and ready for him. No, instead he’s turning away from Shane to reach into his bedside table and take out a small blue bag stuffed with tissue paper. Ilya presents it to Shane with a flourish and a glint in his eye. Inside the bag, Shane finds a nondescript box. And when Shane opens the box, bright metal shines back at him.
“Ilya,” Shane says. His mouth feels dry around the word. His heart is pounding in his ears. “This is a, um—”
“A cock cage, yes.”
“Is it…is it for you?” Shane knows it’s not.
Ilya chuckles. “No, moya lyubov."
“But I don’t…why?” Shane asks with a frown. Ilya loves Shane’s cock. After all these years, Shane is sure of that. He loves how it looks, how it tastes, how it twitches and drips in his hand, in his mouth, without even being touched. Shane looks at the cage and thinks about losing that, about not being able to give that to Ilya, and he’s not scared, he’s not, it’s just—
“Shane, sweetheart. Look at me, Shane.” Ilya’s voice is as firm as the hand on Shane’s chin, and Shane meets his eyes eagerly. He feels a bit lost, needs Ilya to find him and show him the way. Ilya’s eyes are warm and unyielding. He picks up the cage and dangles in front of Shane’s face.
“Read it, moya lyubov.”
Once it’s out of the box, Shane gets a better look. It really is beautiful. The shaft is all filigree metal, twisting and curling toward the tip, but interrupted over halfway down by a solid arching band that reads—
“Property of Ilya Rozanov,” Shane murmurs, barely a whisper. His whole body feels cold, then hot.
“Is true, yes?” Ilya says softly.
“Ilya,” and then Shane’s kissing him, open-mouthed and needy, and of course Ilya kisses him back, but he’s pulling back too soon, pressing gentle pecks to Shane’s mouth instead of taking him deeper. Shane whines and tries to pull him back in.
“Shhh, malysh, listen,” Ilya says, running soothing hands over Shane’s chest, the back of his neck. “You have to be soft for me to put it on, sweetheart.” His eyes flick down to where Shane’s started to chub up from a few quick kisses. “You will wear it for me, yes?”
Shane takes a steadying breath. “Yes, Ilya.”
“Good boy.”
It takes a few minutes for Shane to calm down enough to fit inside the cage. Ilya is all patience. He keeps Shane tucked into his neck and runs gentle hands along Shane’s back until his breath evens out and he goes soft all over. With quick fingers, he slips the cage over Shane’s cock and locks it into place. Shane’s pulse jumps as the click echoes in his ears.
“Look, malysh. So beautiful.”
Shane lifts his head from his hiding place in Ilya’s neck. Ilya’s hand looks huge next to his caged cock. Shane almost feels like he shouldn’t be looking, like it’s not his to look at anymore. The fit is snug but comfortable. From this angle, he can’t miss Ilya’s name stamped across the top. Shane twitches inside the cage.
“Beautiful,” Shane echoes. It’s true, if inadequate.
“Hmm, yes. Such a good gift for me.” Ilya teases his fingers along the metal swirls. Shane doesn’t know what to do. Ilya’s hand is on him, but he can hardly feel it. All he knows is firm metal around his cock, and Ilya. His name swims in front of Shane’s eyes and in his mind, Ilya Ilya Ilya. Shane whines and hides in Ilya’s neck again. Ilya’s answering chuckle rumbles in his chest.
“No, no, sweetheart. Like this,” and then Ilya’s moving him just where he wants, head buried in the pillows, ass up and on display. From this position, the cage is a persistent tug on his cock that makes Shane whimper. Ilya answers with a groan, “So, so beautiful.”
Shane knows Ilya’s close by, but his voice sounds far away. He thinks about how he must look to him, spread out and shaking, a caged cock hanging heavy between his thighs. His morning preparation is a distant memory until Ilya’s fingers find his hole, stretched open and ready for his cock. “Oh, such a good boy,” Ilya coos.
“S’for you, Ilya,” Shane has trouble forming the words, but he needs Ilya to know. He did have a plan.
“Yeah? Got all stretched open for me, huh?” Shane registers the question but can’t find his voice to give an answer. He pushes his hips back instead, trying to fuck himself on Ilya’s searching fingers. The heavy cage resists the movement, and the answering pull makes Shane’s cock pulse.
“Poor baby. This hungry hole’s been waiting all morning.” Shane whines and nods into the pillow. Without warning, Ilya spreads him open and licks into him with a groan. Shane might just die. His face is so hot, and his cock is so hard. Or he thinks it is. The cage is a tight, hot pressure wrapped around him, and Ilya’s tongue is a wet, hot pressure against his rim. Shane’s heart is pounding in his cock and his chest and his ears. It's so loud he almost misses the words tumbling from Ilya’s mouth.
“Christ, you look so good, sweetheart. Got this cock all wrapped up for me, yeah? Keeping it so safe and locked up for me. Do you want me to touch it?” The words make tears prick in Shane’s eyes. He tries and fails to speak around the lump in his throat. Ilya gives the cage a small tug. “Answer me, Shane.”
Shane draws in a shuddering breath. “Don’t—don’t want to choose. It’s not my cock, Ilya. S’yours.” He swallows hard as his tears start to fall.
“Oh baby, you’re so good. Thank you.” Ilya says, and then his hands are tight on Shane’s hips and he’s pushing in, deep and hard and perfect. Shane melts into the mattress as Ilya fucks him. It’s a relief to have something to clench around. He’s desperate for a distraction from the unforgiving metal wrapped around his cock. Ilya holds nothing back. Shane feels him all the way down to his toes. Heat spreads from his balls to his cock and up into his stomach. It pushes more tears from his eyes, makes him cry out into the pillow beneath him.
Shane doesn’t understand what his body is doing. Distantly, he knows that if the cage weren't there, he would have come already. As it is, every fuck of Ilya’s hips jostles his caged cock, sending delicious aching shockwaves of pleasure throughout his body. His stomach and balls clench tighter and tighter as Ilya pounds his prostate on each stroke. All he can do is shake and sob and clench around Ilya’s cock.
“Yeah, yeah, fucking hell, sweetheart. Gonna make you come, yeah?” Shane cries out at the thought. He can’t, he can’t. There’s no room, no space for him to let go in the confines of the cage. He’s helpless, trapped between the unrelenting pressure of the metal wrapped around him and Ilya fucking into him. For a wild moment he thinks he might never come again. Still, Ilya doesn’t let up.
“C’mon, I know you can give it to me. It’s my cock, yes? My cock and my choice, and I want to see it come. Be a good boy and let me have it, malysh.” And then Ilya’s pressing him even harder into the mattress, his hand tight on the back of Shane’s neck, and Shane’s body is burning, so hot it must be able to melt the metal. There’s no other way to explain the heat that washes over his cock as he lets go with a shout.
When Shane comes to, he's wrapped in Ilya’s arms, Ilya's voice in his ear telling him how lovely and good he is, how proud Ilya feels. He opens his eyes as Ilya asks, “How do you feel, sweetheart?”
Shane’s not sure how to answer. Sore. Wrung out. Remade. Instead, he burrows into Ilya’s shoulder and says, “Ilya, holy shit. How did you know I could—”
“Come while wearing that?” He gestures to the cock cage sitting innocently on their bedside table. “It’s my birthday,” he says simply. “I knew you’d give me whatever I asked for.”
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what i love sm about shane's shame and his submission …. is shane is walking around every single day constantly looking around like Is this ok? What about this? Is this ok? Can I get away with This? and taking Any rules from Anyone and Everyone about who he Should be because he wants to cover up who he Is. and ilya comes in like Why are u following all these rules . I dont do that . Thats all made up . And shane gets to . for a little while . live in a world where all those rules really Can be replaced by Whatever ilya says and as long as its what ilya wants Shane can never do anything wrong . Ilya says all of this is normal . Ilya says all of this is fine . It is fine He says its fine .