please.. give me your keys

who's got that "well i jack off to more avant garde concepts than you do" post

@funnier-when-objectum

just saw a pigeon doing the puffed up courtship dance thing to another pigeon, and as he was strutting around he suddenly stopped for a split second to do a very brief preen-peck at his own side, then returned to the strutting around. and i surprised myself by instantly losing respect for the male pigeon in that moment, like come on man i appreciate you had an itch or whatever but how is she supposed to feel special when you're getting distracted by bullshit like that? which on reflection i don't endorse, i mean those are pretty harsh dating norms i'm imposing on these pigeons, from a total outsider perspective, for no reason. probably not all girl pigeons are as uptight about that sort of thing as i would apparently be if i was a girl pigeon, maybe she even found it endearing who knows, i don't know her. it's none of my business really. sorry pigeons.

sometimes i feel ive got to

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run away

Let me know when shencomix's egg cracks.

Which could mean nooooothing

The Neru-posting got me like 👀

Marvelousness detected! This thread is marvelous!

M-.... Marvelous-chan....

"!!" is its own word to me

please do not look up to me. I am 1 inch tall. I'm down here. if you look up you won't see me

I REALLY LIKE THIS ART THIS IS SO CUTE I'M BEING HELD UP

no one is doing it like her. they gave miku a shadow crystal. purple soul mode. dating sim. fun gimmick. pink and yellow. puppet/cat. freedom motif. she is siblings with the flowers despite pink notably not being a flower color. collect her ten fun coins. forgot to give you a shadow crystal and leaves the room before coming back. like 5 items for some fucking reason. she is the moment. plural icon. yuri with herself. a lightener(?) who’s in it for the love of the game. lowkey harder than the roaring knight, the main villain of the prophecy maybe. convinced the flowers that humans have tails, actually. her catgirl powers are too strong pink they could never make me hate you

no one is doing it like her. they gave miku a shadow crystal. purple soul mode. dating sim. fun gimmick. pink and yellow. puppet/cat. freedom motif. she is siblings with the flowers despite pink notably not being a flower color. collect her ten fun coins. forgot to give you a shadow crystal and leaves the room before coming back. like 5 items for some fucking reason. she is the moment. plural icon. yuri with herself. a lightener(?) who’s in it for the love of the game. lowkey harder than the roaring knight, the main villain of the prophecy maybe. convinced the flowers that humans have tails, actually. her catgirl powers are too strong pink they could never make me hate you

@photomatt should kill himself.

I genuinely hope this circulates forever.

i want a Superman story about Superman realizing she's a trans woman. how would she tell people? who would she tell? how could she tell them? through what possible ways would she transition? Kryptonian biology may not necessarily be compatible with human hormone replacement therapy and needles are certainly out of the question. if she figures it out, at what point does her presentation change? superman can't take a break, people need her, even if her haircut is getting awkwardly long and her body is uncomfortable to be in. everyone on earth knows who Superman is, knows her face. is her secret identity threatened if Clark Kent mysteriously starts to transition at the same time as Superman? if she only lets one be publicly out, which one? and what would it feel like to put on that costume -- in either case -- if so? if someone tries to attack her on the street, as Ms. Kent, how does she hide her secret identity? how would the world itself react to someone with the strength to juggle planets being a tranny? with her super-hearing there's nothing she wouldn't know about what people are saying, nevermind what's being written in the press. how does SuperMAN, one of the most definitive icons of masculine indomitability and resilience, cope with changing? would her strength, her confidence, her ability to do anything suddenly be used against her? why can't she be more like wonder woman? why is voice training so hard even for someone with super-ventriloquism? does anyone know what it's like to be able to run faster than a speeding bullet and leap tall buildings in a single bound but to not be able to find a cute pair of shoes that fits? to be indestructible but afraid to use a public bathroom? would even the most powerful person on earth not feel just as helpless as i do?

i want to stress that it is crucial, like genuinely imperative, for this story in my mind that magical super special magic sci-fi kryptonian HRT that instantly rewrites Kent's DNA does not exist. it is not on the table. the entire thing is that Kent would have to transition slowly and awkwardly just like everybody else while also bearing the nonstop pressures and responsibilities of being "The Man of Steel" to literally every single human being on the planet. she doesn't have time to agonize over whether her shave was close enough before leaving the house if a plane is about to fall out of the sky

again i think some people are fundamentally missing a key point. this would be a story about how violent of an idea it is that a woman cannot be "Superman" and "Superman" cannot be a woman, and the myriad social forces that actively and passively enforce this ideology on everyone, including the very real and very strugglingly transgender Kent. it's about the vulnerability and frustration of it all, it's about secret identities and shame and choice and the unfair burden of tact, and all the superheroics stuff would just kind of a framing device. i swear to god give me a two week vacation from work and i'd have a script written

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