I’m Weird, I Promise

when you think about it a rollercoaster is probably safer than a car. i mean you crash any vehicle going over 60mph and youre likely to be gravely injured so id rather be in one thats stuck in a tested loop and not driven by my road-rage prone mother. this is why im about to make a bold new proposition for public transport,

sticking the bandori chan theme at the end of shit will never not be funny to me

girl on girl footjab

theyre saying that ziri might go to the kitchen for some yogurt or maybe a banana this cpuld be a huge upset in the what did ziri eat meta

and yeah eagle-eyed readers are already noticing that parts of the BTR conversation got cut out LOL thaaaaat's for the substack (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

For those curious, the aforementioned Substack is now live!

i mean diy would be her only option bc bc if she tried to go to a doctor they’d probably have questions about the cum leaking out her wrists

a lot of you really want the desses to lez out with each other

and now you are going to give your boobs a good squeeze and jiggle. making you do this is one of my powers as a satori

What's her number

genuinely cannot stop repeating My neighbor michael i’ve known for thirty years is purple for some reason