I’m Weird, I Promise

princess: what is in that?

maid: it's water for adu-

princess' eyes get really big

princess: what's that?

older princess: oh this? I guess you can try a little bit haha

princess sniffs the glass

maid: why would that be, your highness. i hold the upmost respect for those i am ordained to serve

princess: dunno. just a vibe i guess. sometimes i feel like you see me as lesser

maid: [setting out her clothes for her] i have absolutely no idea why that would be.

princess: well like.. you always have this look in your eye...

maid: it's morning. pills, now princess.

princess: yes ma'am. anyways i dunmo like sometimes it feels like you don't view me as the one in control...?

maid: i have no idea why in the world you would think that? i am here purely to serve at your pleasure, your highness. alright princess, come with me, it's bathroom and teethbrushing time.

princess: aw can i have the bubblegum toothpaste today?

maid: bubblegum is only for good girls who floss, your highness.

princess: hmph. i hate flossing.

maid: then i suppose we will have to use mint toothpaste for today, my princess...

princess: N.. NNO... i'll floss.. sorry ma'am...

maid: that's right. you're such a well behaved girl. see, i'm not sure what you mean. i'd say our dynamic is perfectly befitting of a maid and her princess

princess: r.. really..? well okay.. can you shower with me today..? i get scared

maid: language.

princess: sorry ma'am. but um yeah like the other princesses say i'm a joke and the way you treat me would be totally humiliating and embarassing for them

maid: do the other princesses have their maids dress them? help them brush their teeth? educate them on all the proper ways to be a good girl

princess: no, but-

maid: well then if anything, it sounds as if those princesses have very bad maids. perhaps you should wear that as a point of pride, your highness. a good princess has only the best maid

princess: yyeah but.. um.. do you really think i'm a good princess..?

maid: my lady.. look towards me please.. aww.. do not frown so much princess, of course i do. you're a very special wonderful princess to me, alright? now can you smile for me? say "i'm a special princess", your highness

princess: [smiling] i'm a special princess...

maid: that's right! and that's why i do my best to treat you like one, my lady

princess: b-but i can't do all the stuff the other princesses do.. i've never been able to wear the nice dresses or give the speeches or talk like a princess or that kinda sh- that stuff...

maid: and so? even if that's true, what does it matter, your highness? you are a special wonderful princess just by being who you are. it's not something you have to act.. it's something inside you that makes you my wonderful little girl

princess: [rosy-cheeked] a-awwwh.. wwait your what?

maid: [looking ahead] my wonderful princess, your highness. what do you think i said?

princess: hhehehe... i'm yours...? but.. you're my maid.. you're mine...

maid: [smiling down at her very wide] perhaps, then, we can be each other's :)

princess: wwhhehehheheh.. yes ma'am... i like you mom- maid.. you're very nice to me...

maid: i love you too, my dear. [kissing her forehead] allow me to tuck you in, i wouldn't want you to have nightmares.