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duskdragonxiii

Why is pet play always dogs anyway

duskdragonxiii

Youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done.

authorkims

heinous-bitch

you forgot the best one

geekysteven

A common theme in science fiction is that if you're in space, don't trust a corporation. And Earth is in space

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matumnaples

Before June I have to share one of my favorite tiktoks

internet-sentences

this shit owns it's just a number go up idle game except the idle mechanic comes from you writing JavaScript to automate tasks it seems like the end goal of the game is to perfectly optimize against this little arbitrary system they've created. There's not any plot to speak of so far but even though nothing is happening people send you messages through the computer telling you to trust no one as they all have ulterior motives. Very relatable.

You don't have to know JavaScript to get started.

exeggcute

guys be careful. this game may look fun but it's actually a ploy to get you to learn javascript

lemonsweet

explodingthunder

(peer reviewed tags by @chortlebot)

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catboybiologist

Love conversations where every single participant has certified Issues

virtualgirladvance

One guys issue is not knowing vampires are real. I feel him

raevenlywrites

Love burying the lead "he's 33 I'm 22-" bitch he is 433 give or take

scrabbleknight

He doesn't know how to divide by 2.

thedeadtravelfast

@nightcrawler-fan @iceandbone

nightcrawler-fan

...why does this have better writing than most actual comedy series about fantasy characters?

kittydesade

.... is one of those guys Blade?

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monsterbutch

this is one of my favorite reddit posts of all time

formlessdemi

God forbid Chippy do anything

randomdeinonychus

You absolutely must unmute this video.

frogus

Me, straddling his lap: I'm kinda nervous. like idk ive never done this before

The therapist: yeah, so there's other chairs in this room

daweyt

— Frank Bidart, from “Half-light: Collected Poems 1965-2016; ‘In The Ruin’", published c. 2017.

psychotic-gerard

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kiragecko

[Image of text saying,

Some AAVE speakers pluralize 'child' as 'childrens'. People get racist about this ("It's already plural!"), but 'children' actually comes from Middle English speakers doing the same thing: slapping their plural marker on word already pluralized by an extinct plural marker.

To oversimplify: in Old English, 'childer' ('ċildra') was the plural of 'child' ('ċild'). Middle English developed an '-en' plural marker, which we see in 'oxen'. Instead of updating to 'childen', people slapped their preferred '-en' onto the end of 'childer' - so now we have 'child-er-en'. AAVE carries on this tradition with 'child-er-en-s'.

"Pure" language is just impurity obscured by the passage of time.

End ID.]

fangs-4-fags

the mystery bruises you're getting aren't from anemia or something stupid like that. they're from me. i go into your house while you're asleep and softly hit you with hammers until i am satisfied

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