resident riddle wizard

its always scary to me how you can just do anything like i could spend the last of my money right now to ride a train for 3 hours and then just be stuck out there and walk around until i die of exhaustion

sorry for the nervous breakdown everyone im actuallt fine because i have to be

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

“It’s photoshopped” honestly in the age of AI that has a homey sort of nostalgia to it. Remember when people used to put effort into faking things?

photoshop fakers are like the villain with moral standards now

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

Realistically I know “let’s all kill ourselves” is just as bad or maybe worse than “im going to kill myself” but in my head it’s like. ok but im establishing a sense of community and proposing a group activity? like are we really going to get mad about that

mutuals can always dm me but be warned i talk like your coworker who is trying too hard to get to know you and my response times are akin to the response times you might get if we were communicating by letter

I think it's fucked up that people want me to take pictures of the stuff I make and post them on the Internet so that they know what I made before they buy it. Why can't they just send me $20 and a picture of their dominant palm and let me use my abilities to determine what they seek? Don't they trust me? :'(