resident riddle wizard

its always scary to me how you can just do anything like i could spend the last of my money right now to ride a train for 3 hours and then just be stuck out there and walk around until i die of exhaustion

more people need to give themselves permission to write and draw pornography

it is virtuous and necessary that you write, draw, and distribute pornography

can we start with not conflating "erotic/sexual art or writing" with pornography

no lmao

hey bestie you forgot the poll

I was talking to prev, asshole. The fucking critter-creature-beast poll blog? That person? Don't be a fucking dickhead.

sorry for being silly on my post it wont happen again

the gambler by the band fun as post-canon orufrey. walk with me !!

why did this get labeled as mature what

"it's a tv show" "it's not real" i don't care. NO SHOES ON THE BED

okay if this breaks containment I think my asian grandparents would be proud of this post being my legacy. but for their sake i must clarify my personal stance. NO SHOES IN THE HOUSE AT ALL

Thinking abt that play where David Tennant has long hair and tenderly kisses another man..

It’s Richard II by Shakespeare!!! Richard is commonly queercoded by actors and directors and has some of the most beautiful speeches in all of Shakespeare (“For God’s sake, let us sit upon the ground / And tell sad stories of the death of kings”) Everyone seems to agree that Richard is pretty queer, though I’ve never seen a production so bold as to have a smooch. I highly recommend the Hollow Crown version starring Ben Wishaw - in all his willowy glory - as Richard.

venus planet of love was destroyed by global warming and me i feel also not so good

hey man sorry im late. yeah i gave a mouse a cookie. you know how it is

"you understand" is a common phrase exchanged between perverts

"Hope this doesn't awaken anything in me," I say of something that's already showered and had breakfast

honestly fandom has ruined me because now any time i'm in the desert and i see two vast and trunkless legs of stone or a half-sunk shattered visage i'm like "omg just like in Ozymandias" and its like come on girl not every half-sunk shattered visage is Ozymandias