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the enthusiasm ex-christians have for defending porn as a rebellion against purity culture is so annoying. oh so you stopped believing in god but you still believe women are sex toys

everybody struggles with and undervalues sleep because our culture has forgotten how to consistently remember our dreams. in the past, people discussed and documented and valued their dreams, so they woke up remembering them every morning. the experience of the dreaming world is such that if a person remembers the experience consistently, they are naturally enticed to good sleep, and wake up easily when it's time. call me a schizoposter but this is my truth. and improving my ability to enter the dream world as i fall asleep and recall my dreams later has had a tremendous effect on my life and health.

it's actually crazy if you think about it. we are biologically hardwired with a nightly, personally customized, immersive, psychedelic, revelatory, limitless experience. it's better than any vr could ever hope to be. it's so simple that cats and dogs do it. it improves our waking lives, helps us understand ourselves and the universe, is often marvelously pleasurable, and entails a more vivid hallucinatory experience than most if not all drugs. and we just don't even worry about it or care about it. fucking craaaaaazy. cause you can't really make money off it i guess. but YOU reader, you should know that you DO dream every night, whether you recall those dreams or not, and they are like an entire other life that you are living.

they need to invent the opposite of an nda called an fda where u have to tell everyone everything

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ok well I bet on winning dogs. lol

parents be like you can’t imagine how hard it is for us to deal with your mental illness

parents be like *annoyed sigh* you’re suicidal again? really?

confession: when i was in high school my best friend used to steal a ton of clothes from the busted-ass target in town and then walk across the street and sell them at plato’s closet and she called it her job. i’d be like “where are you?” and she’d be like “at work” and i’d know she was just robbing a target blind lmao 

the thing is in hindsight i do think the hipster vs fandom blog dichotomy was a completely real and true phenomenon because to this day i will come across a social media post, youtube video, trend forecast article, etc that namedrops "2013 tumblr" and with the absolute bare minimum of context clues you can IMMEDIATELY tell whether they had a soft grunge blog or whether they were yelling about their ovaries exploding in the reblogs of a benedict cumberbatch gifset and it is ALWAYS one of those two extremes

My last brain cell is heart shaped

i went to the aquarium the other week and hand to god every single seahorse was pregnant. it was like ao3 in there

cant have sex with my IOS wife because my dick doesn't fit her portussy so now i have to go to the shitfuck apple store and buy the like 200 dollar strapple

this image is probably the most accurate visual representation of the United States education system

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I think the biggest slap in the face is how they carved the wonderful old clock onto the monolith. You wear a dead man’s skin, ghoul.