It's just like in The Shape of Water

the restorative practice called going to the movies alone, very important to me like taking vitamins

as a child i assumed that martha’s vineyard was a fancy private vineyard owned by martha stewart and the reason rich people vacationed there was because they were friends with martha

Rereading Gormenghast as a writer is like dying a thousand envious deaths. "The sun was a wound in the grimy flesh of a beggar" what the fuck Mervyn. That's fucking outrageous Mervyn. Why are you doing this to me. My impostor syndrome can only handle so much

Listen, I know we all very badly want the Official Mitch McConnell Crab Rave (and I still think we have a good chance of getting it), but you gotta admit, the sheer comedic value of ravenously hungering for Mitch Crab Rave for weeks, only for Lindsey Graham to pull a Big Diva Moment (TM) and die instead, was absolutely /chefs kiss/ incredible.

there is a really stupid and embarrassing darkness inside of me