It's just like in The Shape of Water

Found myself wanting to say that "consuming text is easy and passive, unlike video which requires active effort to watch" and then realized this is the opposite of what basically every other human being would say.

The 8hr work day / 40hr work week is an infringement on our right to be human on earth

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

i rlly enjoy reading all ur little diaries on here i hope u all have a nice life

I don't understand how this is even a defence in the age of drone warfare.

Or even like... Cannon warfare.

Yeah, the Ottomans could have taken this in the fourteenth century.

Why is so much stuff being stored outside the walls? It looks like their water supply could be ruined by a very dedicated bear.

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

well if there's no girls in it then it automatically sucks shit okays?

staring at the dessert menu and twirling my hair and going "should I be baaaaddd" until the autistic girl I'm eating with says "there is nothing bad about eating dessert. it is a morally neutral action"

the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.