a ufo party

relationships and jobs are temporary. your shitty unpopular tumblr blog is forever

I still think its the funniest shit ever that when I used to volunteer at planned parenthood every week even though I walked past mostly the same protesters every single time they were begging me not to get an abortion theres other options yadda yadda. Like meemaw you see me here every week. They call me abortions georg because I get another one every Monday at 8am

Men invented dueling so they could shoot hot loads into eachother

Please Lord not this post

wheres seasons greasons

its that time of year again

It doesn’t have to be

its not optional

More armour should be this cool. Honestly a bullfighter could 100% Get It.

i think abt the part in the golden compass where it was noted that if your daemon chose to assume the form of a fish or some kind of ocean dwelling creature you could never leave the water again. at best you could dock, maybe walk a bit away from the shore, but that's it. chained to the water because your physical soul form commands it.

is love devotion? is love attachment? is love being bonded so firmly to something that it consumes you? when your daemon chooses it's final form do you weep with joy or fear?

[ Begin ID: A screenshot of a comment by @/the-crooked-library that reads "pirate captain who always has a parrot on their shoulder and everyone assumes the parrot is their daemon - until a battle threatens to go south and a massive whale bursts from the water to ram the enemy vessel / End ID ]

i don’t give a shit that he’s 6’2 i want him MOANING and WHIMPERING

there is a clear and distinct correct answer and yet I've met all these nurses

Tumblr already has a personalization algorithm it's called my beloved mutuals who have great taste and only wish to psychologically damage me sometimes

Today I encountered an especially pathetic Italian greyhound. His owner told me that a gust of wind once blew him into a lake.

that fucker's not using his turn signal

Juvenile gazebo migrating to a new farmer's market.