We're all just stories in the end

i really like that pictures of anteaters swimming look like someone tried to recreate the loch ness monster on a budget like

Old men who spend their time sitting down yelling at people and probably stressing, but who get some of the best healthcare in the world, including regular COVID vax? Nah, it was mostly likely heart disease. It still kills almost as many (if not more) people than cancer--and way more old people than COVID ever did.

*does laundry but in a musical theatre way*

*does musical theatre but in a punk way*

*does punk but in a musical theatre way*

*does musical theater but in a laundry way*

You have became this medieval role, how do you feel about it

you're not supposed to wander around appalachia at night bc you'll fall off a sheer drop that you couldn't see coming. this is also a major risk during the day. you really have to watch out for the sheer drops that you don't see coming due to the undergrowth. I suspect 100% of spooky missing persons cases in appalachia have the spooky explanation of "sheer drop disguised by undergrowth"