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disabled ppl we need to start lying to nosy people okay? you tell me i'm too young to need a cane and i will tell you point blank that maybe you should tell that to the guy who ran me over. you don't get an explanation of my health issues you get lies and depending on how much of an asshole i want to be that lie will be anything from a humble car crash to a 1 billion lions attack. mind yr business.

"i could never live like that" well maybe you'll have to because this happened overnight. yeah you heard me i was the most able bodied man in the world but then one morning bam i woke up disabled. yeah you could have that too. there's no cure either you'll just wake up one morning and now you have to live like me

"what happened" well have you ever seen looney tunes? yeah an anvil landed on me and squished me flat.

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

oooooh i got plany of disk space

noncon friendship

Coworkers

Your friend’s boyfriend

the GL in GLaDOS stands for Girls Love btw

hey patrick can you see my feet

Yeah spongebob look at mine I’m facing the toilet

Patrick we have penises and were peeing with them

Excuse me ladies, everything you’ve just said about being spongbeob and Patrick and having penises you pee pee with has been echoed and amplified down the hall, were we are holding a Sunday school class. We all have heard what you’ve said about peeing towards the toilet with your penises, and I am just letting you know.

What’s crazy is this is just how gay dudes sext now

ppl doing long distance pet play on here is so fucking funny like your dog is off its leash bro . it’s in another state

they call it amtrak because the trains am on the trak

hot 🔥 summer ⛱️ tip🧠! when the temperature 🌡️ goes UP ⏫ have a panic😱 attack⚔️