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i got assigned a grey alien pen pal and all I send him are polaroids of me grabbing my nuts &flipping the bird

this is why you shouldn't swear

Let's fucking grab this Wednesday by the nothing

all of their entries on the Bratz wiki (wikiz?) are so funny because they're like. they're characters that are designed to be interesting for young girls who like playing dress up with dolls but they're also supposed to represent the abstract concept of a Teenage Boy, whatever the hell that is, so all of their personalities are like "loves to flaunt the coolest clothes and flashiest shoes! has a huge collection of belts, gloves, and hats that he takes great pride in! also enjoys uuuuh monster trucks and death metal"

let's reintroduce "rude" to the lexicon no that person is not evil or morally bankrupt or even your enemy they're just being rude

remeber whenyou didnt have to wash an apple off WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED

you used to,, NOT wash ur apple before u eat it????????? do you think whashing fruits/veggies before u eat them was something invented bc of covid19??

if i killedmyself tonight would you cry

okay so like I don't wash my apples? I just rub them clean on my pants? like I get it in a store a lot of people like touch it but when they're from your garden the only people touching it are the person picking it (me) and the person eating it (also me)

Countless bugs walked on that apple with their pee feet

Uh yall realize pesticides stay on your food til you wash like... Also specifically in America (iirc might be in other countries too) they usually put wax on fruit to keep it pretty so like yikes. Also salmonella and food poisoning is a thing that happens when you don't wash your produce.

so stupid. Who gives a crap?

The mechanical force of a tight grip and rub on your apple should be enough to remove those bacteria. Washing with water is mostly for the pesticides, but even then you can probably get them off with rubbing. Regardless, you should still be doing some form of cleaning your apples.

chips is fucking crying out for help and you people are just ignoring him to go on your soapbox

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

oh this is my post

you gotta stop listening to Hasan Piker