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alvin the chipmunk sold me a fake juul pod in the library parking lot when i was 14 and when i confronted him about it he pretended he couldn’t talk like a person anymore so everyone just thought i was yelling at a normal chipmunk. that little fucker is not normal. he can sing and dance and he can steal and cheat i hate him so much.

You listen to music regularly? Why? Have you even tried quitting? Could you quit? You get music stuck in your head? Wow. You're so ruined and music brained. I bet you make your partners listen to music with you when you have sex. Music addiction has really ruined a whole generation. You know it's not realistic to expect reverb in real life, right? You're probably so desensitized that you don't even feel anything anymore when you hear a bird singing that it wants some fuck.

does anyone else see a sports field on a cold night in the texture of the hair

“drop the damn towel kennedy!” he’d say…and we’d cheer, oh we’d cheer…

I could really do with a reward or incentive

I love fun

A little brown bunny was so kind and sweet it stretched its whole body out and got long enough to go to sleep

embarassing denial of reality honestly. she literally slept because she was so long