harrow and gideon
cherry valley forever
Keni
Show & Tell
Monterey Bay Aquarium
occasionally subtle
Acquired Stardust
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

Andulka
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Stranger Things
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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trying on a metaphor

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shark vs the universe
hello vonnie
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harrow and gideon

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hello child born between the end of the 1990s and beggining of the 2000s, welcome to my saw trap. in front of you is a computer, you can learn to code and guarantee yourself the only career that will be available in a couple of decades, or you can play around on ms paint and develop a beautiful creative mind that will starve to death forever, you have a few years to choose but by the time you do it'll be too late
i'm not really into blondes but this is an objectively absurd connection to make
In order to be properly non-pedophilic you have to want to fuck somebody old but not with gray or white hair because that's too close to blonde which as we've established is the hair color of children. So ideally somebody old as fuck but bald. And obviously wanting to have sex with a man is misogynistic so it has to be a woman. And it can't be a white woman because that would be racist and it can't be a woman of color because that would be fetishistic, so ideally a woman with some unnatural skin color, oh let's say, purple. But it can't be an alien, because we don't know anything about alien life cycles so it could be an alien child or an alien that looks like a child. So it has to be an animal from Earth, but obviously one of human level intelligence that can communicate is otherwise that would be bestiality. So an old purple female animal that can speak English. I think the only creature you can be hot for is the Ant Queen from A Bug's Life.
My Fitness Coach is a Dark Wizard [Complete]
Being an active adult in your 30s is like suddenly I am injured. Okay it’s been 6 months I’m better now. Oops, I am injured again. Okay now I’m better. Now I’m injured. Now I’m better. Now I’m injured.

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sdxfcgvzdxfcgvhzdxfcgvhbjnkmlcgvhbjnk science
#the reason that lab safety regulations are the way they are is because literally all chemists are like this #as in 100% of them #no exceptions (via @prokopetz)
I upset a few people in my intro to western philosophy class with this one.
whenever my parents went on vacation they would take separate flights so if one crashed we wouldn’t be orphaned. did your parents do this too?
Whenever my parents went on vacation, they would take separate flights, so if one crashed, we wouldn’t be orphaned. did your parents do this too?
Yes
No
Wiggles-core
Immortal medieval vampires are out actually and immortal velociraptor is in. Just the one, of course. Made a deal with the devil 67 million years ago and now they’re trying to hang out with their closest relative, a Canadian Goose.

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immortality as theft (you have to steal life from something else) immortality as parasitism (there is something else inside You that is keeping you alive and you become less of yourself more and more the longer it stays in you) immortality as violence (everything is trying to kill you because everything is supposed to die and the universe will always try to find a way to right the wrong that is You) you understand
#at least once a month I think about that one post about laminating a paper towel#and how that makes it immortal but also forever prevents it from fulfilling its true purpose#yes you will live. but at the cost of everything that makes you You
(courtesy of noknowshame)
okay so here's the thing about 50,000 people vs 1 ceo of a utility company
Another kind of insane thing about this is that Tech Bros Who Work At Big Tech go to Lake Tahoe like. A lot. Like they have second homes there. They ski at Heavenly Ski Resort. And somehow they’re willing to shit in their own playground for this? It’s wild.
you have this superpower! BUT you have this side-effect
is it worth it?
yes!!
the side effect is bad but ITS WORTH IT
meh it's okay
the side effect makes it unusable/not worth it
Results/option I didn't think of
Dang rip America
The chosen one
(Source)
Ohhh so this is how you correctly hold a cat

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This is the best one
(in case anyone needs context, since i know there's a bunch of younguns who didn't even know the "It's gonna be May" meme... The song playing is NSync's song "It's Gonna Be Me", the guy in the mint green t-shirt is NSync member Lance Bass, and the guy in the pink hoodie is his husband Michael.)
I need to you all to know that the original caption for this is : “POV your friend mispronounces a word once and now it’s a national holiday.”
WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE- ONE OF THE *NSYNC MEMBERS IS GAY!?!
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO
I very unironically love that people are just now discovering Lance Bass is gay in the year 2025 because the man's been out since 2006 and it just delights me that the stupid 2000s gossip rag circuit didn't manage to make that the only thing ppl remember about him. 💜
I’m gonna propose “I guess you haven’t read the silmarillion then :/” as a default response to anyone not understanding a reference to something obscure. even if it’s not remotely Tolkien related. I want to build up a perception that perhaps the sum total of human knowledge is contained in the silmarillion
This is the polar opposite of this:
XKCD and Tumblr once again providing weapons I cannot use