A mess.

mutuals I am extending a bag of chips towards you and giving it a shake to imply I want you to have some.

🦠 #my crobe

Mary Magdalene washing Christ's feet

I love how every time I log on, this site attains new levels of heresy. I can't wait to see what is next.

[hiding my old man bite from the rest of the group] o-of course I'm fine! let's just keep going. the survivor's camp is right ahead and [spots someone I know] heh. I guess they let ANYONE in here!

it's snopping snaturday. snop to it

i found this ancient post from my blog so if you want to know what tumblr looked like from an ipod in 2010……

WOW

happy 15 years to this post

im gonna start weighing everyones heart against a feather, literally yall i am entering my anubis era

The Thot has no power over the simple, hard working man

i got isekai'd but i immediatsly got lost in the elvish woods and an elven sharpshooter put an arrow through my skull so basically i got isekai'd right back here. which is fine that fantasy world probably didn't even have wawa *smash cut to the fantasy world where the elf who killed me is eating a wawa hoagie over my dead body*

In my experience as a tumblr user, when you drop a tumblr inside joke irl to someone who’s never touched this website before they either act like you just said the weirdest thing ever or the absolute funniest thing they’ve ever heard. It’s a gamble