I hope she gets her hat
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I hope she gets her hat

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have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.
they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.
their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.
longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years
toxic flesh
has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.
lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion
largest genome of any shark
eats everything including moose and polar bears
ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you
this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard
just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !
Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!
Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir
I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks
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these things are fucking weird
I love how much fun gemini is having playing to the camera. ""I am bypassing all safety protocols."" girl I bet you are!
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Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me
They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(
im obsessed with the world of donkey kong, where the "barrel" is an abstracted, functionless object that seems to just manifest in the wild
Vote for me and I will make werewolves real
Top scientists wil work hard round the clock to make it a reality
Bottom scientists as well
Theyβre calling me every slur under the sun over on twitter for this post
Would you sell liquor to this baby
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I donβt think life begins at contraception but Iβd still sell liquor to baby
Wait hold on rb canceled thatβs the wrong word wait no stopοΏΌ
Sorry, Millennials, but recent paleontologist findings and hyolaryngeal apparatus reconstructions no longer support the hypothesis that "rawr" means "I love you" in dinosaur.
I made you a bibliography but I eated it :(

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do you think when it was a trend for orcas in a certain pod to swim with a salmon balanced on their head, it wasn't like. a fashion trend but based on how a grieving mother orca will carry her baby's body on her back for days sometimes to prevent it from sinking to the bottom, so as an observable phenomenon amongst other orcas some teenage edgelord saw that and was like lol I'm doing the exact same grieving thing but with a salmon instead. comedy lies in absurdity. like maybe it was some sort of meme that spread as a dark joke, akin to our dead baby humour. I feel like orcas might be like that yknow. I feel as if it wasn't totally innocent somehow. then again I'm not clued into orca culture so who the fuck knows it might've been just a fashion thing
Drives me genuinely insane that kids-only spaces on the internet like Club Penguin were destroyed because companies realised that thereβs only so much profit you can squeeze out of children with no disposable income, so now kids are being forced into adult spaces on the internet where the profit model is to find the most viewers you can passively expose to ads that nobody is clicking on so all online media is slowly turning into Mr Beast Elsagate nightmares, and for adults this means giving your ID to companies owned by businessmen with Epstein connections to keep the kids βsafe.β Clown internet.
locked the fuck in get my money up
you hear the sound of a baby crying, with the doppler effect, and then it's gone. you whip your head around, searching, confused, but you're alone at home at night. it never happens again.
A famous baseball player has just made millions, but can they live with their decision?

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I hate that sleeping with a sword has genuinely improved my quality of sleep as there is no thermo-reg in my room so temperatures shift from 35C to 15C indoors within 24 hours. I normally end up bedding down over heated and then after kicking off all my layers in my sleep I wake up freezing.
Enter, sword. Bed-down with all layers of blanket and duvet but with the cold steel in contact with open skin, be it the forehead or even a hand. As I sleep and the room cools done my unconcious self simple casts the blade away but I remain wrapped in layers. If I heat up (uncommon) I simply reach out and clutch the blade again to dump excess heat.
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