Life is kinda like liquor. It'll fuck you up

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

I love how much fun gemini is having playing to the camera. ""I am bypassing all safety protocols."" girl I bet you are!

im obsessed with the world of donkey kong, where the "barrel" is an abstracted, functionless object that seems to just manifest in the wild

Vote for me and I will make werewolves real

Top scientists wil work hard round the clock to make it a reality

Bottom scientists as well

Sorry, Millennials, but recent paleontologist findings and hyolaryngeal apparatus reconstructions no longer support the hypothesis that "rawr" means "I love you" in dinosaur.

do you think when it was a trend for orcas in a certain pod to swim with a salmon balanced on their head, it wasn't like. a fashion trend but based on how a grieving mother orca will carry her baby's body on her back for days sometimes to prevent it from sinking to the bottom, so as an observable phenomenon amongst other orcas some teenage edgelord saw that and was like lol I'm doing the exact same grieving thing but with a salmon instead. comedy lies in absurdity. like maybe it was some sort of meme that spread as a dark joke, akin to our dead baby humour. I feel like orcas might be like that yknow. I feel as if it wasn't totally innocent somehow. then again I'm not clued into orca culture so who the fuck knows it might've been just a fashion thing

Drives me genuinely insane that kids-only spaces on the internet like Club Penguin were destroyed because companies realised that there’s only so much profit you can squeeze out of children with no disposable income, so now kids are being forced into adult spaces on the internet where the profit model is to find the most viewers you can passively expose to ads that nobody is clicking on so all online media is slowly turning into Mr Beast Elsagate nightmares, and for adults this means giving your ID to companies owned by businessmen with Epstein connections to keep the kids “safe.” Clown internet.

you hear the sound of a baby crying, with the doppler effect, and then it's gone. you whip your head around, searching, confused, but you're alone at home at night. it never happens again.

A famous baseball player has just made millions, but can they live with their decision?