Life is kinda like liquor. It'll fuck you up

falling asleep at night: I heard an ant gasp downstairs

guy who lives with me

you have a problem with my rabbit's large, veiny, fleshy ear, tumblr??

tweet sequence of a not-quite-friend and artist i admire that i find myself thinking of constantly

Harvesting carrots.

I need to see this movie…

Its like this but Godzilla actually does show up

Wait this is some galaxy brain shit actually, I'm gonna have to start doing this.

im so fucking stubborn

the end cap comes off :)

oh lard

my son he is sick he has every disease

we are nearing peak deviancy

happy back-to-school day

im so clever that its sickening

if i breathe wrong i'll lose him

it got too small for the clip. luckily i realized this eraser has the perfect holes

at what point does this stop being a pencil

I’ve been laughing at “fuck this lemon you take it” for several minutes

take this papaya from my cold dead hands is sending me again oh my god

every day this post has more responses that make me lunge back in my chair with the most unnecessarily loud cackle

jerkin it. And by jerkin. Lerts just say. A sleeveless jacket or coat

I hope she gets her hat

ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you

just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !

I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks

these things are fucking weird