DON'T PANIC

Ancient mummy curse that makes u still have dreams 6 years later that your abusive ex apologizes out of the blue and also that it makes u feel peaceful instead of scared & angry

I want to feel the peace of an old white liberal who smoothed out their brain with the shittiest weed imaginable in the 70s and then worked at IBM for 50 years. I want to create my own unique microreligion (it’s just Buddhism with no cultural elements) and advertise it on Facebook. I want my mindscape to look like a mildly subversive mini-golf course. I need a fucking break

Never give up on finding ur match yall I was just looking through the quotes in my phone and found one from my wife: “Whenever you argue with strangers on the internet it’s honestly very hot, because you’re very verbose.” There is TRULY somebody out there for everybody

Everything I don’t like that ppl who share the same overarching political philosophies as me do is an op and also if the ppl are annoying they’re an op too