you’ll never see my eyes

Amazing moments in Dads: my friend’s dad’s critique of Frankenstein was, “I just don’t think the author had read science fiction before.”

be honest am i going to scale well late game?

I kill your grandad's foes

They die incredible

haters will see you going to therapy and be like he cant afford sixpenceee heals

My son is named YouTube and he loves smoking American Spirits

His chores are stay out of sight and don't break the sliding glass door

that is supposed to say smile.

Man Im sorry for snapping at you , uts just that I only got 8 hours of sleep last night and I only had like, two pandcakes with strawberrys and whipped cream and like three premium sausags for breakfast

i hate those posts that are like “hes tall, handsome, funny… i didnt say a name but he popped into your head didnt he ? :)” like no? he didnt. who the fuck is he 

oh!! hes everything hes been made out to be!!